Amy Ruud

Project Manager by day, Comedian by night. Interests include movies, music and doing math in my head. I dream of one day being a boat captain in the Caribbean.

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

Flying @Delta feels like flying a more expensive spirit airlines nowadays. Terrible customer service, no accountability, and they ruined my birthday. Thanks for literally nothing more than a massive headache.

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@BottleneckNYC @DKNGstudios @JDRF Any extras of this going to be released online?

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@Delta unable to log into the app or through mobile browser. Getting error “log127” - ETA on getting back up and running? Got a flight soon!

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

Dear @JeffBezos, I would like to request the increase I’m paying for my @amazon Prime to go directly to helping the people of #ukraine. #whatareyoudoingtohelp
@washingtonpost @nytimes @MSNBC @CNN

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

THANK YOU @SteveKornacki for the clutch last minute #KentuckyDerby pick! #MedinaSpirit FTW!

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

I just registered to take the #JeopardyTest! https://t.co/YuLt4aj32j

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@davematthewsbnd @SIRIUSXM @Finkerton @rodrigodmbrasil How can I get into this Dave Matthews acoustic gig here in LA on Wed? Imma loyal @SIRIUSXM subscriber for 10+ years, loyal @davematthewsbnd follower for 20+ years & 100+ shows AND that’s the day before my birthday! Please??? 🙏🙏🙏

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@SXM_Help Can you get me into the Dave Matthews acoustic gig here in LA on Wed? Imma loyal @SIRIUSXM subscriber for 10+ years, loyal @davematthewsbnd follower for 20+ years & 100+ shows AND that’s the day before my birthday! Please??? 🙏🙏🙏

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

Loyal @SIRIUSXM subscriber for 10+ years, loyal @davematthewsbnd follower for 20+ years & 100+ shows. How can get in on this Dave acoustic gig here in LA (on the day before my birthday)??? 🙏🙏🙏

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@DIRECTV Canceled your service, got an email for a “win-back” opportunity, called the number - twice - was told I’d get a callback - twice - and no call back. Guess you don’t really want to “win me back.” 🤷‍♀️ Maybe my thing isn’t really your thing...

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@Delta missed my flight bc gate agents were gabbing. Now on stand by on oversold flight. Was willing to fly tomorrow morning, it u still won’t conf a seat without a ridiculous fee. I just want to go home. You gonna help me or what???

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@tacobellcare still bummed about my room disappearing after entering my CC info... everyone loves Taco Bell - don’t make me hate you for poor user experience! Great marketing, poor execution.... 😭

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@tacobell still bummed about my room disappearing after entering my CC info... everyone loves Taco Bell - don’t make me hate you for poor user experience! Great marketing, poor execution.... 😭

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@_celia_bedelia_ 😘😘😘

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow, and you can go your own way, but don’t let the landslide bring you down. #fleetwoodmacforlife

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

@Catherineamcc @KBQWrites There's a running joke w/ me & my best friend (that has now spiraled) that I hate Fleetwood Mac. I don't but there was one year where literally EVERY. TIME. I got in her fucking car Fleetwood Mac was playing & I finally lost it & and told her I didn't want to listen to FM anymore

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@eaze What about that promo on select? Can I use it tomorrow??

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

@elsielan I heard about this - it makes me sad. And I do love a good Hard Rock Pilsner glass! 😜

[Amy Ruud @RuudRemarks]

Loved the first episode of the latest pod from @crookedmedia - Keep It with @ira. Especially loved @louisvirtel doing a Meryl movie knowledge drop on @jimmykimmel like:

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Oh shit Portman for the win!
“And here are the all male nominees” wheeeeWhoooo!!

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

"Here are the all male nominees." - Natalie Portman introduces Best Director category at the #GoldenGlobes.