365 Party Rudes

Let’s Not

[Jake Justice @jakecobb]

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was.

Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@AOC I think it’s time to tax the fuck out of billionaires don’t you???

[jack @jack]

we're making @blocks smaller today. here's my note to the company.

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today we're making one of the hardest decisions in the history of our company: we're reducing our organization by nearly half, from over 10,000 people to just under 6,000. that means over 4,000 of you are being asked to leave or entering into consultation. i'll be straight about what's happening, why, and what it means for everyone.

first off, if you're one of the people affected, you'll receive your salary for 20 weeks + 1 week per year of tenure, equity vested through the end of may, 6 months of health care, your corporate devices, and $5,000 to put toward whatever you need to help you in this transition (if you’re outside the U.S. you’ll receive similar support but exact details are going to vary based on local requirements). i want you to know that before anything else. everyone will be notified today, whether you're being asked to leave, entering consultation, or asked to stay.

we're not making this decision because we're in trouble. our business is strong. gross profit continues to grow, we continue to serve more and more customers, and profitability is improving. but something has changed. we're already seeing that the intelligence tools we’re creating and using, paired with smaller and flatter teams, are enabling a new way of working which fundamentally changes what it means to build and run a company. and that's accelerating rapidly.

i had two options: cut gradually over months or years as this shift plays out, or be honest about where we are and act on it now. i chose the latter. repeated rounds of cuts are destructive to morale, to focus, and to the trust that customers and shareholders place in our ability to lead. i'd rather take a hard, clear action now and build from a position we believe in than manage a slow reduction of people toward the same outcome. a smaller company also gives us the space to grow our business the right way, on our own terms, instead of constantly reacting to market pressures.

a decision at this scale carries risk. but so does standing still. we've done a full review to determine the roles and people we require to reliably grow the business from here, and we've pressure-tested those decisions from multiple angles. i accept that we may have gotten some of them wrong, and we've built in flexibility to account for that, and do the right thing for our customers.

we're not going to just disappear people from slack and email and pretend they were never here. communication channels will stay open through thursday evening (pacific) so everyone can say goodbye properly, and share whatever you wish. i'll also be hosting a live video session to thank everyone at 3:35pm pacific. i know doing it this way might feel awkward. i'd rather it feel awkward and human than efficient and cold.

to those of you leaving…i’m grateful for you, and i��m sorry to put you through this. you built what this company is today. that's a fact that i'll honor forever. this decision is not a reflection of what you contributed. you will be a great contributor to any organization going forward.

to those staying…i made this decision, and i'll own it. what i'm asking of you is to build with me. we're going to build this company with intelligence at the core of everything we do. how we work, how we create, how we serve our customers. our customers will feel this shift too, and we're going to help them navigate it: towards a future where they can build their own features directly, composed of our capabilities and served through our interfaces. that's what i'm focused on now. expect a note from me tomorrow.

jack

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@KatieMiller @NICKIMINAJ

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@CharlesFLehman I mean this is likely a big contributor, not whatever the government is doing now

https://t.co/UadDsKHZwR

[Rohan Katti @RKattiJr]

Bill Clinton watching the 2016 presidential debates

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE PARTY EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LET THE ROTATING VILLIANS CONCEDE W BASICALLY NOTHING BECAUSE YOURE OLD AND FEEBLE AND DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, YOU COULDNT EVEN MAKE THE LEFT PRO ISRAEL (YOUR LIVES MISSION) EVEN THE BAILEYS HATE YOU! RESIGN NOW!!!!!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

no wars ended
cost of living still high
economy imploding
unlimited money to israel
trumps in epstein files
workers getting kidnapped everywhere

at least he banned trans athletes!
at least he’s canceling kimmel!

you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

They’re so out of sync. Embarrassing

[Acyn @Acyn]

“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@TheJoeySwoll @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You should have this was inevitable duh

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

SCREAAAAAAMINGGGGGG

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF DICK RIDING

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!

The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

Just spent $70 on this game because of this

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Where other men blindly follow the truth...
Remember, nothing is true.

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@siggyflicker is deeeply unwell

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

I hope you overdose on ketamine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They prioritized DEI over saving lives and homes

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@azealiaslacewig Come to BlueSky, Diva! Vibes are high over there

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

@lalaemgee Follow me!!! :)

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

Vibes are high over yonder. Feels like Twitter before Elon. 😊

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

Wouldn't it be crazy if someone called ICE on her when Trump gets elected??? lol

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

someone i used to be friends with in NY got fake green card married so she could live here, burnt down her boyfriends $2M penthouse apartment in NYC then FLED the country until she was arrested by interpol 5 years later and extradited back to NYC came out as a turmp supporter

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

someone i used to be friends with in NY got fake green card married so she could live here, burnt down her boyfriends $2M penthouse apartment in NYC then FLED the country until she was arrested by interpol 5 years later and extradited back to NYC came out as a turmp supporter

[365 Party Rudes @Ruudess]

Yall im so serious. Let’s delete Twitter. Time to move on from this place. It’s basically become Truth Social or whatever the fuck it’s called