Pamela Chapman

If I was a teacher I would try to figure out who had a crush on who and make sure they were always paired up.

[Pamela Chapman @RuvoloVerna]

"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone."

[Pamela Chapman @RuvoloVerna]

How do white fairy tales start? "Once upon a time.." How do black fairy tales start? "Nigga, you ain't gone believe this.."

[Catherine Murch @Vigil2Gore]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Amanda Patch @ConeyDaphne]

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

[Jane Rutledge @Mcnair2Jasmine]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Pamela Chapman @RuvoloVerna]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.