Lindsay Ruzzi

Goof ball, beer snob, booty shaker, aspiring hand model

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Out here trying to enjoy a cup of coffee at my mom’s house this AM and I see this… stay tuned, folks

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Congrats to everyone that made it out of the “YOLO” tattoo era…except for my buddy that has a tattoo that says “vegan” and is def not anymore.

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Romy and Michelle’s only has a 75% on rotten tomatoes and I feel attacked.

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Just spent $10 on a coffee like rent isn’t due tomorrow😇

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@Padres @tatis_jr @UncleButts

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Retweet this and tag a friend below for a chance to win a City Connect jersey signed by @tatis_jr!

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My handyman lives in my complex and he built a doggy door for his pup to sit on his porch when he wants and it is truly the highlight of my summer.

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I feel personally victimized that there isn’t an emoji of a flat hand gesturing “kinda sorta” yet.

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@PopBase Dad?

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Continuing my tradition of dressing up like a little boy for Halloween. I give you Jimmy Pesto Jr.

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@ohjessicamarie When D and I returned back from Christmas 2019 we landed, he turned to me and said “Everyone in your family sounds like Rodney Dangerfield.”

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I’ve misplaced both my debit card and my eyelash curler. The one I’m more worried about tells me that I am not an adult yet.

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https://t.co/KwtxY0ZhrO got me fucked up

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@tennifersays Oh shit!! Look out world!!

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The question of today is…should I buy a $70 toe ring??

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Do you ever just watch Shane Hawkins play drums on “My Hero” at the tribute concert for his father just to feel something or is that just me?

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I think my greatest regret in life will always be never seeing any of The Departed save for the last scene I just happened upon one day by accident and absolutely ruined it for sure.

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I’m just here to tell you that there 179 different flavors of Doritos. https://t.co/cfmiR0aNlx

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My Valentine’s gift to myself is that I’m eating two dinners and I’m truly thrilled.

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I’ll never be able to paint like Bob Ross because I am left handed…and that is all I took away from the series. #☹️

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@dajefe77 I think Friday!