RxBrad

Nerd/Pharmacist. Hi.

I think I'm getting too old for all of this.

[Grubb @JeffGrubb]

I just worry that people are forgetting what Prime day is really about and who died to make it possible.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

Hey, @tacobell... I love you guys, but there was almost as much plastic bag in that Chicken Enchilada Burrito as there was actual chicken. Yuck.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

There's a zero percent chance I'm paying even $1 per year for this, Elon.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

#ColonTornado!

[I Think You Should Affirm 👕🧍 @youshouldaffirm]

The slow descent into madness.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

People seem to think Twitter is done for. I should probably tweet something for posterity's sake.

Here's a picture of my dog, Mia. She's 17½ years old.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

Imagining how much cooler I'd be if I had a signed photo of ALF...

[T.J. Del Santo ⚡🔭 @tjdelsanto]

Remember what "Watch" means. The ingredients are there.

"Warning" means everything has come together.

We remain under a Severe Thunderstorm Watch.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

writing "how to cook ____ in an air fryer" recipes online that take more than 5 seconds to find the temperature and time to cook should be a capitol offense send tweet

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

Suck it, COVID.

[Randy Cruz @randyjcruz]

Pfizer vaccine entrance with the Goldberg theme

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

2020. This has been the best year ever.

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

Remember free samples at the grocery store? Free meat. Free beer. Free candy. I miss them. I miss them so much...

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

@Chambalvarado @willsmith Pharmacist here... There really isn't concrete data (aside from hypothesis-generating tiny sample sizes or entirely useless anecdotal reports) to support any of those vitamins as giving people immunological defense against COVID.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

My COVID Project: I made a table (at perfect beer height) to put next to my arcade machine, using nothing but a bunch of 1x4s I picked up from Menards. So, that's pretty cool.

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

Me last night: "I'm going to run in the morning."

Me this morning after I rip a third of my big toenail off its nailbed while letting the dogs out to poop: "Maybe I'll run in a week or two."

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

A thing I don't recommend: 1) eating spicy food, 2) wearing a mask, then 3) belching while wearing that mask. #DIYPepperSpray

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

"Ribbit." - this magical levitating frog

[RxBrad @RxBrad]

I finally have a properly finished basement, so it doesn't feel like I'm down in a hobo fight-dungeon every time I play arcade games.