Boris Johnson with the UK is the equivalent to that one school that stayed open on a snow day cause they swear down you can get your kids through 4ft snow. #Coronavirus#CobraMeeting
"If only I had a boyfriend" or "aha me and my imaginary bf".
Fuck up love, we all know you purposely haven't got a boyfriend so you can post your arse on the gram.
The coronavirus will infect 40 โ 70% of humanity within a year, according to Harvard University epidemiologist Marc Lipsitch.
However, many of those people won't have severe illness or even show symptoms at all, he says.
If big ol Dennis can go around striking fear into the hearts of men, make all the women in the valleys moan and go around smashing up people's gaffs, why can't you?
#ThursdayMotivation