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a buffet of lukewarm to cold takes

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

Hell yeah, GO UTES!

[Utah Athletics @utahathletics]

Season 125 starts tomorrow. Time to make more memories 🙌. #goutes

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

@UteFanIvan Oh my…. That’s some speculator juicy phrasing

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

Let’s freaking GO!!!!!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

@BrownbearSLC Happy 4th of July!

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@UteFanIvan How you would have been moving instead.

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

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[🟤🐻 @BrownbearSLC]

My good friend Austin Bigelow just lost his job while he's been caring after his newborn in the ICU. Passing the hat here to try and help keep up on the bills while he looks for a new job. Please help if you can. https://t.co/j4GeY063np

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

@UteDenver @TheFootballFeed @McDonalds We get a little stuffy wearing a blue number 10, yay...

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

Isn’t it convenient how these mandatory “water breaks” just so happen to be the perfect length for a media timeout… #FifaWorldCup

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@christianmjudd Serves you right, Christian!

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@IddyBiddyUte @DB_cUTEpper @BartleKSLsports Oh my @cadeeborgmeier - sounds like we have a new stop next time we are in SLC

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@IddyBiddyUte @UteDenver @FlashbackUte @TailgateTalkU How about lives in Utah or Boise clause?

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

The current standings of this poll are sadly not surprising. People love to create false moral high grounds where common sense is slapping them right in the face (i.e. not zipper merging).

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

[SmorgasBorg @RyBorgy]

@_johnleone @BartleKSLsports @GlassOfBennett 1500 👀

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@josh_furlong Good, bury his ball there and let’s keep him at 2 rounds this week.

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@UteDenver @IddyBiddyUte Iverson tho?! Pretty sure I was the only one at Eastmont who don’t have a pair of Questions

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@IddyBiddyUte @TheChosenUte Carry Luka's luggage all the way to Cancun

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@BrownbearSLC For good measure, dessert is served too!

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@BreezyGlf He even traveled in his golf euro.. smh