Ryan Connors

I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? a thousand guys. -Michael Scott -Ryan Connors

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

@DORKpodcast

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

@RockstarSupport got disconnected and didn’t get the gold bars. Is there a way to get them?

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@LightsCameraPod @Keefe21

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Chaos is a ladder.

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

I’ve had just about enough of you @sun

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

I’m convinced people are asking themselves questions on their Instagram stories

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

A lot has changed since I was younger, I used to be tired at school because I stayed up late watching Boy Meets World. Now I’m tired at work because I stayed up late watching Boy Meets World

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

@OnlyInBOS How I’m gonna welcome my robot overlords

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

Not sure how anyone can hear anything else but “Laurel” https://t.co/vTJoFKEisC

[Cloe Feldman @CloeCouture]

What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Day drinking is cool until you send a "you up" text at 8pm

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

Can you imagine ordering for your date at a restaurant? TV made it seem like normal behavior

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Sorry, guys but, that stupid dumb flightless bird doesn’t know what she’s saying. Dennis is NOT confirmed for season 13. We are writing now. Stay tuned.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Apparently some bird has been going around squawking about Dennis being confirmed for season 13. We don’t have a bird on our writing staff. Birds don’t know anything.

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

I was having a good day until I remembered this tweet damn https://t.co/YhqDFJoKTB

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

She just having a little sex bro, she gonna text you back no worries

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

@MickstapeShow @mkmolnar @FCHWPO

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@kelbreck @TIME 2017 is wild

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

I think we have to break up. We consistently disagree on who wore it best, couldn’t possibly work out

[Ryan Connors @RyCon5000]

@erinolash