Ryan Thomas

IT guy, ex-Phil Mitchell lookalike, ex-amateur footballer, man of many names, multitalentless goon, pro-woke.
'He’s a funny guy!!!' – Thomas Tarpgaard June 18

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I did not expect that to be the answer
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@therealbooksafe @Ellis_ That would certainly cover your embarrassment. But no, I'm good thanks. You were wrong 👍

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@AjpOxford @ArchRose90 "breaking into the country"

"breaking in"

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I need one of these
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@BladeoftheS No cartoon like this can be great if the cartoonist has to label all the constituent parts

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@jordanwill41968 @Scott_Lewis82 You might want to re-read a little

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@therealbooksafe @Ellis_ "Reduced possession"

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@jordanwill41968 @Scott_Lewis82 Enormous advances in medical care since Labour got elected? Is that what you're trying to say? That must hurt to admit

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@TheWiseOlOwl @ukhomeoffice So if fatalities increase you won't blame the government but will instead say it's just better trained or more experienced criminals

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@deen_john @APC_Rugby Craig White? Hmm

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@Brighton_BHA Djordje Petrovic
Robin Roefs

There, two of them

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@SelbyBC83 @BennettsField In the last 18 months?

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@OliviaClarjvkg @FabrizioRomano I honestly can't see anyone spending big money on him yet. He's done okay at Brighton but he's very very inconsistent

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@Zec_88 @GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Although his original contract expires next year I think the club have a one-year option so it will be a lot more than 20 million

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@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk I have never seen a football team so hilariously unimaginative as Chelsea. Want to buy a player? Go to Brighton

Do they not know other clubs exist and sell players?

They've already given Brighton almost £300,000,000 in about 4 years and yet they're still below them

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Yesterday my first choice was wrong. So today I went for my second choice and that was wrong 😐
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@uxorious_big @Footballtweet Which in itself is weird because he's clearly good enough at their level

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@GAOcpfc It's really that hard to give Brighton any credit at all?

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@bmay "have you finished have you finished, have you finished have you finished we're going to finish are you done now have you finished have you finished now get it all out have you finished now have you finished have you finished have you finished pathetic and childless"

Imposter

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@CutestEstee @premierleague @BHAFC Eh? Brighton haven't conceded in their last 4 games