Ry J Brooks

🖋: he/him : flaming : decent poet : amateur folk whistler : visual artist : card enthusiast : mulleted heartthrob : 🌄🌱🌻

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

@aaronmfking @lindevi @TCZineFest @LeviathanFiles Did this ever happen? I’d be interested in contributing to something similar

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

Welcome back. Just here to put words into the library of congress archive - do they still save all the tweets?

I think about that every time I edit or delete a tweet. Does the LOC still have my lil oopsies?

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

No, Twitter. I do not wish to connect a crypto wallet. Ew.

[William Lindeke @BillLindeke]

It's such a weird coincidence that all the must-read stories that expose huge problems in the MPD come from out-of-town or non-traditional news outlets like Bloomberg, Reuters, and Minnesota Reformer. https://t.co/ia52sRqodQ

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

@steven_c_g oh my god I don't know because I've never seen this source material but now that I've seen this gif I absolutely will HAVE to find & watch it! what fun

[ChristopherBlackwell @ChrisWBlackwell]

I'm an incarcerated journalist. I have no access to computers. The only way I'm able to write is on my prison JPay tablet. Today JPay updated their operating system so that you cannot save drafts to edit or make paragraphs. An intentional change to silence those of us that write

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

@jessdwee @asmaresists you are correct
we absolutely are

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

I 🧡 it when my small town auto-mechanic stepdad "likes" my violently leftist memes on Facebook. 👨‍🔧

GO JEFF!! Get radicalized! You're smart & I believe in you:):)

he's so sweet, though 🧁 you never know if he's just being supportive or maybe liked the pop culture reference 🧁

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

i love this so much!

prepare ur feelings (fellow trans dudes especially), then read this essay:)

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

i wanted to share an essay i wrote. it means a lot to me. i think it might get buried in the twitter algorithm, but that's probably why i feel brave enough to post it.

Dad Used To Have Boobs (And They Were Kind Of Big) https://t.co/u4yJWKfMC9

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

@kristoferthomas the tweet directly below this 1 on my TL was @Svenska34 saying, "Ashes to ashes crust to crust"

turns out: my high can be measured in how long it took me to figure out that was not a pizza-themed reply to this tweet's pizza-related setting

anyway...maveltov! have a slice🍕 Sir

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

sometimes i'm amazed by who and what show up in my life when i make space for the unknown & stay curious about the world and others around me

not always in a good way, but sometimes in the very, very best of ways

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

damn, I was really hoping that would embed the video. now or just looks like I'm posting Scooby Doo porn links. sorry folks, it ain't that. 🤷‍♂️

[Ry J Brooks @RyJBrooks]

get this gay-ass horndog a plate 'o Scooby Snacks, STAT.

#ruhroh #echolalia #scoobydoo #fergie https://t.co/8GI1yLRZdz

[Mary Moriarty @MaryMoriarty]

Did you know that MN police can enter your child’s school and ask to question your child without you or a lawyer present?

Did you know that, while questioning a child, police can lie? For example, police can tell a child that they have the child’s DNA when they don’t. 👇🏻

[The Minnesota Fart Tribune @FartTribune]

As eviction moratorium end nears, landlords are stockpiling lawn chairs, coolers, & beer guzzler helmets. "I enjoy life's simple pleasures: overpriced drinks, leopard print shoes, & watching gleefully as poor families are ripped from their homes", says local slumlord Steve Taylor

[The Minnesota Fart Tribune @FartTribune]

BREAKING: Jacob Frey, suffering a severe case of FOMO, has filed a lawsuit against Disney, citing the unlicensed use of his likeness in the 2017 film "The Boss Baby". It is still unclear whether or not he realizes this was actually a Dreamworks film.