Ryan Smith

I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste 😉I made a Twitter because I think all my thoughts are diamonds 😂

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

Last Halloween celebration tonight. Mood: will it be too obvious if I dress up as a basketball player just so I can wear sweats? LeBron here I come.

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

@PunkTodd @thesouzas1 That’s what I’m thinking!! Lebron where you at? 😂

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

I’m at the age that when people ask me “when are you getting married?” And I answer “ya ha ha never Kathy,” they give me a weird look and ask if I wanna die alone with 23 cats instead of giving me a high five and telling me boys have cooties. #TakeMeBack

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

@S_pentecost1 I had too 😂

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

Happy fathers day to all the fathers out there. But especially a happy Father’s Day to all the guys who have successfully used protection and have not become fathers just yet. A special shout out to you on this day- keep up the good work.

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

Other bridesmaids: “let’s dress casual and not get super dressy for the bachelorette party.”
Me: “yea that’s a great idea.”
Me in my head:”is it even a bachelorette party without tight, slutty black dresses and stripper heels bitches?” I think not.

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@ShawnRedfield_ This is why your Weirs favorite lol

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While deep cleaning my room I found a 4th place ribbon I won in gymkhana from 1998... apparently I commended mediocrity back in the good ole days #startedfromthebottomnowehere

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@dahlanee94 @kate_amarant I’d 100% rather be a bad bitch lol

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Hate cardi B all you want, but her songs turn you from a sad bitch to a bad bitch in .3 seconds. Okurrrrr

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

@ltenn2 Is this why you look 24?

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@Soft_Scientist I don’t think I’m ready yet for all of Twitter to know I’m a nerd 😉😂

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

@Soft_Scientist Idk even what to do with this! Lol

[Ryan Smith @RyRyElizabeth]

@ltenn2 you lit my fire, I have made a Twitter 🙈now I just have to remember that not all my thoughts are diamonds 😂