Ryan

Sleep and Katie Enthusiast

[Ryan @RyRyMuffinCakes]

If you die in manassas you respawn at the closest 7-11

[Rownou @RownouArts]

Why is this one specific Minecraft song so LOUD DUDE

[K @iiamkrshn]

Fr

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Football twitter is different 😭

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

France are not invincible.

They haven’t just played proper technicians. No single serious team has played them.

Cape Verde would have given them serious problem.

They cannot control games, they only rely on those 4 attackers.

They’ve met some serious technicians today, oya run now.

Mbappe is zero on dead balls when every Spanish player is in position
Dembele same
Barcola only knows how to run, give him dead ball situations, he’ll disappear.

They’re not technicians, they only RUN RUN RUN RUN, that’s why they’re dangerous in transitions.

[Oli @olifisher]

If Argentina get a penalty on Wednesday

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Fair play to FIFA; they don’t get much right, but these initiatives are a breath of fresh air.

Players roll around for a few seconds and then realise the game is carrying on, so they miraculously rise like Lazarus.

No time-wasting at corners or throw-ins, and the sending-off of Almorin should discourage any talking behind hands.

Even corners are being checked correctly — all good stuff.

The one idea I could do without, though, is splitting the game into four quarters.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Clients as soon you tell them about the discovery hold and that they must preserve all important documents for examination

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

186,000,000,000 nanograms of sugar

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[BusEnjoyer01 @busenjoyer01]

Fun fact:

At 470 feet tall, the Capital One Tower in Tysons, Virginia is the tallest building in the United States.

[George “GBWalkDown” Buehler @aboutdatcash67]

Imagine being 8 years old and seeing this edit of yourself on the internet man I’d be losing my fucking mind

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Top Gun II was cool but was premised on the idea we actually had a tough operation to run.

[autist @litteralyme0]

opening twitter this morning to monitor the situation

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I was offered $95K. I asked for $110K. They came back with $105K.I accepted. The 30 seconds of discomfort asking for more earned me an extra $10K/year. This is where context matters; that's $50K over 5 years. For 30 seconds of awkwardness.

Always negotiate. Always.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

When the average homeowner is 58, or whatever it is, you lose this.

[1926 Live @100YearsAgoLive]

On the fifth round day of FA Cup competition, Manchester City beats Crystal Palace 11-4.