Slobby Bauson

Im a kid at heart, but a dad at dick. #RIPRudy

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@redsoxstats He’s swinging at everything, but given that his BB% is close to 0% in phase 2, I would think his xwOBAcon has actually significantly improved at least. Now he needs to stop chasing.

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@_BackyardSports No way

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

ALEX KARABAN FOR THREE!!!! BANG!!

[New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA]

JORDAN HAWKINS.

WATCH. YOUR. HEAD.

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@tcf_15 Pretty sure that’s @4TheCycle1 no?

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@dingryan

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@dingryan Looked like a torn ACL dude was crying

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@KrisLauren_ This is bizzare, but it appears I have received your tax return in the mail. I’m just flabbergasted here, and I’m unsure of the next steps.

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@JohnnyO2892 Sexy ass baby imo

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@JohnnyO2892 Age/contract length. But $16M AAV doesn’t break a big market team

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@JohnnyO2892 Gonna be dead weight for the back half John. Have a good summer

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@JohnnyO2892 Pretty sure it’s call me fat

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

MF Doom? 2020 can’t leave quick enough

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

John was only an internet buddy of mine, but he taught me a lot about baseball/the prospect world. Really smart and passionate guy. So sad. RIP

[John Calvagno @SALNotes]

John Calvagno will be released from life as soon as tomorrow. We lost him. We'll be having a to go meeting memorial. App can be downloaded. Please pm if you want the info to join. Thank you all for your prayers. We tried.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

[Slobby Bauson @Ry_Albrecht]

@dingryan @Nate_Peterson30 Why you lyin Ding