Patrick Ryan

I'm Pretty darn wonderful. Attempting to become the worlds best comedian.

[Patrick Ryan @RyanAmazing]

My face when I'm told the Green M&M got less sexy shoes on. #MandMs #greenmm #candy

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When i take a really smelly shit I say "and out come the wolves" cuz that shit be RANCID... get it. It's a Rancid album title

[Patrick Ryan @RyanAmazing]

Wrestlemania idea. Brock Lesnar beats Oba Femi so bad he becomes Oba Femboy and it leads to a different kind of cage match.

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@JustinWhang Is that the dude from Atom and His Package?

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@NotThatTomGreen reTIREment

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@CaptainHulk3 @DanhausenAD No Swearing!

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Babyhausen. Very cute. Very evil. #wwesmackdown #wwe @DanhausenAD

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I saw George HW Bush in the closet with Bill Clinton eating babies and I saw one of the babies and one of the babies looked at me. #EpsteinFiles

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Ethan Hawke Tuah... is it too late for that to be a thing?

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@johnblud I also have a signed copy of the cd from an appearance at an FYE on release date. Also, I have other shitty wrestling vinyls

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@johnblud It's a black and white marble one that they put out, I think it was limited to 2 or 3 hundred and my wife got it for me on ebay. My personal favorite is the picture disc top left.

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@InaneStories @JustinWhang Scooby doo can doodoo but jimmy carter is smarter.

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@suchnerve

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Idea for a wrestling character. "Our House Hobbs" Powerhouse gets really into Ska and becomes a big fan of the band "Madness". His gimmick match is the "house of fun". #Aew #aewDynamite #aewcollision #wwe

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The song "I Alone" by Live sounds like if R.E.M. wrote a pixies song.

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Who is the sloppiest Soccer player? MESSI. Jajajajaja

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The original 3 faces of Foley. #mankind #cactusjack #dudelove #mickfoley #wwe #aew

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Nightmare Before Christmas is a Thanksgiving movie. It's between halloween and Christmas.

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@TheMattCardona @MajorWFPod had to go to the American Dream mall earlier today. So I had to stop by @BoleroSnort brewery to pick this up.

[Patrick Ryan @RyanAmazing]

Joe Jackson is to Billy Joel as Elvis Costello is to Elton John.