patrickryan

take a breath and ease your mind

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

S/O to pels for being the most hit or miss food on this planet

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

Pels being out of ingredients is equivalent to McDonald’s Ice cream machine not working.

“Sorry we’re out of sauce..sorry we’re out of butter..” mf the grocery store is a block away

[Matty ICE @matty_gamboaaa]

I need that tacos el gordo horchata injected in my veins

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

@matty_gamboaaa Gdi 😂

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

Keith Lee & Snowboard Jesus are the best accounts on tiktok rn

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

@Maxfr3nch1 @Chaybay234 @kev_andes 💀💀💀

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

Sarah keeps stepping on my Travis’s I might fight her by the end of the on god.

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

Eli is the reason why I make bad decisions when I go dt. Mf just starts saying shit “you’re good make poor choices. Bad decision = best decisions”

[patrickryan @RyanAndes]

Now I know what im getting ppl for secret Santa this year