Ryan Bannen

Born to Dance

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@lizjensen Thank you!

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When you go into a store on your bday and buy cigarettes or beer so the cashier wishes you a happy birthday 😭 #feeling27

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Cook a nice dinner: 45 min
Eat said dinner: 8 min
#Anticlimactic

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@LiamCassidy45 Seems about right smh

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Whoever is paying for my SirusXM radio prescription. . . Thank you

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In life you only get two proms. . .And one funeral. . . Live it up! #WordsToLiveBy #prom #life

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Congratulations on graduating class of 2015. . . Now you have 5 hrs to pack up your shit and get the fuck off campus! #thanksLeMoyne

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Used a woman's restroom today cause I had to go so badly Heard my mom say "hold on ladies my son is in there. No he 's not a child he's 23"

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Out at a bar with my younger brother. . . I'm the only one in the entire bar to get carded. #SundayFunday #im23 #younglooking

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I could really go for a Dolphy Day hotdog right about now. #alum #dolphyday #settheworldonfire

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Joan (elderly woman I work with):I hear we're getting another 8 inch this weekend
Me: of snow?!
Joan:oh no that's just my boyfriend. #tmi

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So I didn't stay up to finish watching the oscars. . . Did the cat from Gone Girl win? #gonecat #oscars

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True story the guy who played batman in the lego oscar bit is same guy who was the shark in Katy Perry's Super Bowl show.

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Everything is awesome! #legomovie #oscars

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"We are farmers" guy wins an oscar! #Oscars2015

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Bring in the dancing lobsters!

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Snl 40 #snl #KristenWiig

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I wish I could be famous on Instagram #smh

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Where is the Katy Perry's shark from the Super Bowl? #grammys