Buddha

Rhinos are obese unicorns

[Count Luke Twombly von Jolly @ltwombly93]

The Mississippi > the Nile

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

You won’t believe what he says in the last 5 seconds

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Thoughts?

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Need a fucking seatbelt

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

You can’t not jump at this point. You gotta have some pride.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Guy tries to jump out of a hot air balloon

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Does a bird own this car?

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

NFL playoff seeding: Win-loss record, then head to head matchup, then divisional record, then strength of schedule. Clear and concise.

CFB playoff seeding: Ṭ̷̆H̸̡̾͋E̸̖͉̊̒ ̷͕͊͘S̶̰̄̋H̸̨̒A̷̬͙̎̌Ḏ̷̣̈́͊Ò̶͇̮W̴̱̉ ̶͍͂ͅC̸̢̕O̴̳̚U̵͕͖̇N̷͙̐̆C̷͓͗̾Ị̶̦̋L̴̞̓ DECIDES

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Why is she mad at me

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

I don’t even respect women but I still don’t have the balls to ask that from a friend.

[jny the human @jnyboy]

Landlubbers have become so conditioned to government dominatrices you can basically pirate whatever booty you want without any resistance.

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

She was my main character from the ages of 14 to 16.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

She thinks she’s the main character

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

If eating box is mental illness, I am retarded

[M.O.S.S.A.D.'s Finest Agent @glory_manz]

Sucking dick is a learned behavior and a mental illness. A person’s genitalia is not meant to be in another human’s mouth. They are meant for using the bathroom and reproduction. We gotta stop doing barbaric things like that.

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

I'd fly with you anytime, goose

[Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51]

Apparently this United Airlines pilot was having a bad day at Denver International Airport 👀

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Imagine being in the hotel room next to this guy

[Carly Johnson @carlyjohnson123]

There's men like this living amongst us https://t.co/ZSCepyNgrw

[joe 💦🥩 @joesmith6282]

Easily one of the best cop slide videos I’ve seen

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Big Dubs

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Aubrey O’Day says she had sex with Donald Trump Jr. “in a gay club bathroom”

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

No, Twitter. I would not like to "read the article first." Only tell me the odds.

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

We are proud to be the first Sportsbook to offer betting odds on the Special Olympics!

@Forbes dives into our historic offering as 350,000 volunteers, coaches, and athletes head to Berlin to compete and celebrate the #SpecialOlympics

https://t.co/bLdDfZ6tb6

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Happy Pride

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The marines will NOT be coming to save us anytime soon.

[Buddha @RyanBouddhanot]

Heelys would be less emasculating

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I can’t get over “81 is a historically gay number”