MrPunchingBag

Twitch Streamer | MTGA Grinder | Team AetherHub| I am not here to push the envelope I am here to rip that sucker off!!!

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@MightyKeef A part 2 would be sick seems like good timing!

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

we really did it dawg.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@Play2XKO POPPY!!

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

Knicks up 3-1

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@yohosiefgc Got any of those Patch note previews?

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@Unconkable I should have went and read the article on this again solid freaking work @Play2XKO Yall are really trying to make a game everyone can enjoy and not just the FGC!

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@Unconkable This is right where you need to be! So good if this doesn't hit just keep trying IMO. Also maybe give out a skin or something for beating it to get people to try it fully. But This is amazing, now we just need to add in story and we are JUICED!

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

Knicks 2-0

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@greeniris_ When they release the Shurima Champ remember when I told you it was Cassiopeia

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@Unconkable I want to believe you gave us Thresh so my Darius has a good partner and I thank you for this!

[New York Giants @Giants]

Kayvon walked out to practice in a Jalen Brunson jersey 🏀

@nyknicks | @kayvont

[Texas Tech Softball @TexasTechSB]

Let's watch that one again ☄️

[ESPN @espn]

NEW YORK STAND UP 🔥

THE KNICKS ARE BACK IN THE NBA FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE '99 ‼️

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@MTGSecretLair This really sucked man can we not just let people buy it and then run the print and let us wait damn this stinks

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

So 3 albums in one night is a choice..I wonder what the supercut will be when its all said and done. I also wonder if this get him out of current label deal as well. Welp time to see if we having a Drake summer or not

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@MrBeast Happy Birthday hope you get to spend time with the people you care about the most time moves fast so really enjoy every moment.

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@Poppy2XKO @Play2XKO Can I just say I want the Poppy Noxian Skin in 2XKO so Badly!!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[MrPunchingBag @RyanBr00ks]

@ApologyMan Poppy Right?