Ryan Branton

I speak in memorized lines from songs and movies; I'm your run of the mill non fiction fantasy.

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Could you imagine taking a final exam and looking up to see my mean mugging, stank-ass, f^€k around and find out, I wish you would face staring back at you??? 🤔
#thatsjustmyface #eyesontheprize…and yo’ own damn test!

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

@MsAmberPRiley Mama!!! You just killed #Gravity by @JohnMayer on #TheMaskedSinger

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TDQt8NVoXR

[nya 🪴 @seekingnirvanaa]

Our @Beyonce Themed Halloween Party 🎃👀 #Renaissance #Beyoncé

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Keep smokin’ Bruh. You ain’t wrong. I’m sober, and that is Rafiki

[Rare @stfuayen]

Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

It's Halloween and I'm in
MY E L E M E N T
THE DIVA P L A V A L A G U N A
💙🛸🥶👽🖖🏾
#thefifthelement

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Either the Roomba or Augie has to go! They have continually shown over many years that they can not exist together. One of them is about end up on the other side of the door because I am officially over this civil war!

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/p2sy4hCNcY

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/mIYjofnAo5

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Watching @thebearfx on @hulu
Me: 😳🫢🥺
My 2yr old: Him not say that. No say bad word.
Me: YES CHEF!

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/uhxkjJUq7N

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Two parks and a dance party on a Monday afternoon…nobody does #springbreak like we do.

#blackboyjoy #fatherandson #keepclimbing #laugh https://t.co/41RZ8JSgPD

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Anyone: How’s life?
Me: https://t.co/aHxj4IGknY

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/t8hutTGPgP

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/tO9zVaGBkA

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/reT3bC1IIR

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/15uOVtqhzZ

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/mtWlcAki6n

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

My ridiculous review of a pair of pants I bought has been helpful to 20 people…my work here is done. https://t.co/6fDWlLi93N

[Ryan Branton @RyanBranton]

Pic 1. “I ‘anna say cheese. I ‘anna say cheese.”
Vid. Watching Moana like his health, dental, and vision depend on it.
Pic 2. …when you sitting in a meeting thinking, this some bullshit, I got work to do! https://t.co/GaDm3OZSU1