Ryan C., CPA

Father, Husband, Tax Accountant. White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks. Always learning. Yay, taxes! Thoughts are my own?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Need MAGA to explain to the rest of us with brain cells how giving Iran $300 Billion is different or somehow better than giving Iran $1.7 Billion?

Explain it to us like we're at a @EricTrump level of intelligence.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The White Sox are doing an 80s themed broadcast tonight and it’s perfect

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

First time experiencing this flyover Americans do before big sporting events and I have to say it goes kinda hard

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You take a look. The Lincoln Memorial -- it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln Memorial. It's embarrassing. It was so horrible. It was filthy dirty. It was Biden."

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

unfortunately this throw exists

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN split screen on what Trump was saying on China before he went there and after:

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

say goodbye to your family before Thanksgiving

the most deadly serious Thanksgiving slate I’ve ever seen this is ridiculous

🔥🔥🔥

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[Samuel Littauer @swlittauer]

Someone asked about Wrigley Field

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

This Minecraft player had enough of a zombie bothering him and built the most elaborate solution imaginable.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Stand-up comedian got attacked mid-set after roasting a guy in the front row for buying date-night tickets on Groupon.

The guy paid for discount comedy and somehow couldn't take a discount-priced joke😂

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump threatening Iran for weeks

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Nearly $920 million in crude oil shorts were placed at 3:40 AM ET, about 70 minutes before Axios reported the U.S. and Iran were nearing a “14-point” deal to end the war.

Oil then plunged more than 12%, with the position gaining an estimated $125 million.

Unusual.

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Best in the league

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

american assassins when its

school kids donald trump

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Conductor accidentally knocks a violin worth over $1,300,000 out of a soloist's hands with his baton during a concert.

Matthew Halls was conducting the Bruch violin concerto at Lahti's Sibelius Hall in Finland.

Elina Vähälä, a soloist, was playing a rare 18th-century Guadagnini violin, worth over a million pounds.

"I must be a ninja," Vähälä said following the incident while talking about how she minimized the impact with her foot.

"Miraculously, the violin got no cracks, no scratches even," she continued.

"The glue between the top and the ribs gave in, as it’s supposed to do, in order to protect the top and the back from cracking during humidity changes."

"Or as we discovered, from an impact. The guardian angel of old Italian instruments was present."

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Trump laying out his strategy for the Stait of Hormuz