Stupid, Fat Hobbit

Christ is Lord. Shire-scourer, Ring-bearer (side gig), most-dread-Gardener. iron pan enthusiast. "watery bigot".

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@Car_Free_USA Wide river crossings seem easier than they actually are. NJ shares a tight radius with Westchester, Conn, and Nassau / Suffolk, none of whom necessarily have a wide river crossing, and they have sensible, straight-line rail.

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@MavishTelap @Car_Free_USA Maspeth rail? Really?

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@EvangelicalDW Anakin is a dreadfully tragic figure, and the most likeable in the Star Wars canon (excepting Solo & then Luke).

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@UnderCoercion She clearly manifested

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@wtfcetialpha5 Shi Nan Ju

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@RoyalSerf "E wanna wanga?"
"No."

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

This is the "Don Quixote" axiom

[scar @imfat]

It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@samuel_costner ghetto. how many Bible studies will have to purged because of this scene?

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@AXECOP Sir, you are the soul of America

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@TheMafiaPoint Rage, not anxiety. The train halts, Michael digs his heels in. Is intent upon the chair when he emerges from the toilet, each step measured. Sets his body at an angle. Waits for Solozzo to go deep in monologue, McCloskey in his dish. BOOM perfect surprise. Remembers his coat.

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@col_a_buendia I love me a pile of marble and oak that will stand the centuries but the true pattern in the Bible, where it leaves off, is the temple of the heart, wherein dwells the Spirit of God, and the hopeful expectation of the true heavenly city, lit by the presence of Father and Son.

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@sanderson1611 This is the way.

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“Anakin, Human Resources reminds you it is against policy to discriminate or intimidate council members because of their approved FMLA telework accommodations.”

“What?”

“The Handbook says…”

“I lost my hand and didn’t get accommodations!”

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@sanderson1611 did my 23andme, turns out I have true Levantine so now I flex on the dispy brethren

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@raven_brah frfr

[Raven @raven_brah]

“The Jedi told you to learn to code, but then hired Tuskens to replace you anyway. They pulled the rug out from under you, I’m afraid.”

[Stupid, Fat Hobbit @RyanCTandy]

@wtfcetialpha5 Me but it's the Pine Barrens of NJ, and it's YooHoo

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@StarWarsDaily_ HC is the OG

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@johnpaul_newman just noticed Michael Bolton on pyramid drums, PUREST KINO STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS