Ryan Callaghan

immensely unconcerned

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Sure am glad I talked all that shit about Michigan State trailing in the fourth quarter to a MAC team last night.

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

essential reading

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the psychopath:

for the last two years i’ve been buying parakeets from the pet store & then releasing them in my neighborhood & now my neighborhood is overrun with parakeets & my neighbors are FURIOUS because they don’t know who to blame & when they asked

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the psychopath:

for the last two years i’ve been buying parakeets from the pet store & then releasing them in my neighborhood & now my neighborhood is overrun with parakeets & my neighbors are FURIOUS because they don’t know who to blame & when they asked

[Ben Sundstrom @bequelbot]

@RyanCallaghan Damn shame

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

@bequelbot tired of this bum chestnut

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

Crazy Legs Conti not even 1 dog per minute #smh

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

belabored farts

[Air-Power | NatSec Ledger @NatSecLedger]

Sounds like the US Air Force E-7 Wedgetail platform purchase is back on track. ⤵️

"The E-7 is the replacement for the E-3 [AWACS]..The E-2 [D] is a great platform but it is not in the same class. We have 2 Rapid Prototype jets on contract and funded. We have contracts in place for five more EMD platforms and the Department is committing to work with you [Congress] to figure out how to adjust the 2027 budget submission to fund the E-7 [procurement] and work the 28 (FY-2028) going forward. " ~ Dr. Troy Meink Secretary of the US Air Force (Apr 30, 2026)

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

very nice bidets at this temple

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

wrong train sometimes

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

call me stevie griffin

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Jerusalem District police found a tortoise wounded by Iranian shrapnel in the recent missile attack by the Islamic regime.

She was transferred for treatment.
@nirhasson

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is Jumbo. Named ironically, since she's a tiny wiener dog who just survived the horrors of her first bath. Activated full dramatic doggy paddle in mid-air like she's fleeing a shark. Peak puppy theater.

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

asscracks grow larger due to erosion

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

poop scab

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just realized i never set up my voicemail two years ago

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

couldn’t pay me to get on a small water-craft anywhere in the gulf of mexico these days #drones

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

sexually harassing a whale

[Ryan Callaghan @RyanCallaghan]

a wealthy layabout