Ryan Caplan

24. Time is a fickle matter, be kind and spread love.

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

You can be exactly what someone says they’d want and they still won’t want you. And that is a hard pill to swallow.

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@HardRockBet 87.5

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I’m going to give $10,000 to someone random who reposts this and follows @Pulte and me. We will post proof of payment!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[˚✧₊⁎N444T⁎⁺˳✧༚ @nautalii]

New girl stays on during sex

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@pulte Born and raised here in FL! 🐊

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@BillyWarwickLDN $caplan132

[Dream @Dream]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Sometimes When I nut I will see a high-speed discovery channel type of montage go through my head.
Like 2 seconds of cheetahs, land, and different bodies of water

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

Everytime I randomly see my twin brother I walk up to him like a cowboy and say “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

He hates me.

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

You all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here.
I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you.

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

One day someone’s kid from Spring Hill is going to come home from like going to gym with some friends and be like “Hey dad, I met this guy at the gym today, his name is T.O!”
And that parent will have to tell the urban legend of T.O to his son.

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@Ashleyyy17__ if you see these dogs in ya front yard, just know i’m upstairs going hard 😏

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

Bro why can I not stop saying “BING BONG, FUCK YA LIFE”
This shits gonna get me fired

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

So I’m talking to my associates telling them how excited I am for the new Spider-Man and how I remember seeing Spider-Man 2 in theaters in 2004.

One associate said: “Wow I was only 1!” and the other “I wasn’t even born yet!”

I’m sick right now

[Jiraiya @YahBoyJiraiya]

This is all I want

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@TheHoagieFish I’m in

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@TheHoagieFish I can attest @TheHoagieFish has the most wildly used notes app of any man

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

@CaptainSnew Walnuts are the worst nut

[Ryan Caplan @RyanCaplan10]

All 2012-2013 Springstead High School graduates remember the infamous “Alfred Vs Cindy Dance Battle”

I have just discovered they STILL hang out and dance together often!
With all the bad things happening at-least we have this ray of hope.