Ryan Cooke

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🚨BREAKING: NFL announces the Pro Bowl game has been removed from the schedule moving forward, marking an end to what was once one of the most fun weeks of the NFL season. This means the last official Pro Bowler voted in for the foreseeable future was Shedeur Sanders

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🚨BREAKING: 49ers WR Mike Evans missed practice today due to a groin injury. It is believe the injury was a due to a freak accident in a trailer park in which 49ers owner Jed York was frequenting for nefarious acts that later got him arrested.

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🚨BREAKING: Kenneth Walker is expected to be out for an extended period of time with a foot injury picked up prior to today’s practice. Sources say that he sustained the injury while having a ‘jam session’ in the shower, but this report is unconfirmed.

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@Falcons_Fantasy I could be mistaken, but last I checked I said feared, not confirmed buddy. And I could be wrong but a non-contact knee injury could be ACL, since that’s in your knee 😊

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🚨BREAKING: Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase is feared to have torn his left ACL after landing awkwardly, cause his knee to buckle outwards. While he was able to limp off the field under his own power, initial reports from the team suggest a possible ACL tear.

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🚨BREAKING: Saints WR Chris Olave left practice after taking his second hard fall on contested catches in the last week. While he was cleared to return the first time, Olave did not return to practice and is feared to be in concussion protocol given his history.

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🚨BREAKING: After former Cleveland Browns TE Dae’Quan Wright announced plans to return to college football, other former stars are seeking returns to college football. There are many former stars such as QB Diego Pavia and QB Stetson Bennet seeking returns for this upcoming fall.

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🚨BREAKING: Las Vegas Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty suffered a sprained LCL, PCL, and TCL, however it is not believed to be season ending and will not require surgery. Former Heisman winner Fernando Mendoza has also been added to the injury report for ‘severe emotional distress’.

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Update: Browns QB Deshaun Watson has apologized to fans for ‘disrespectful’ comments about Cleveland fans, and hopes to start anew as the season commences.

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🚨BREAKING: Cleveland Browns announce Deshaun Watson as Week 1 starter over Shedeur Sanders, amidst turmoil over comments made by Watson surrounding Browns fans cheering after his Achilles tear in Cleveland in 2024.

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🚨BREAKING: New England Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson left practice early after suffering serious ankle injury, requiring immobilizing cast and for him to be carted off while teammates gathered to console him.

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🚨BREAKING: The New England Patriots have traded WR Kayshon Boutte to the Houston Texans, as Tom Pelissero reports. In return the Patriots receive S Jaylen Reed and a ‘28 7th round pick.

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🚨BREAKING: Cardinals rookie RB Jeremiyah Love expected to miss Week 1 after suffering setback in recovery for high ankle sprain, the team reports.

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🚨 BREAKING: The Cleveland Browns have reportedly reached out to the Colts regarding QB Anthony Richardson, per sources.

Cleveland is said to be “very intrigued” by the idea of having another quarterback.

More to come.

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