Robert “Ace” Crabtree

Registered Republican | Investment Banker | Thrice Divorced | Gamecock Football | Shrink the game | Vineyard Vines | MAGA🇺🇸

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@justfuckingyoda Makes me want to bust my ass so I never have to play a public like this and wait 15 min to tee off every hole

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@that_get964978 If wearing Peter millar is gay I don’t wanna be straight

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@davejacksburner Natty camp larping is so fucking funny

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Dentist didn’t mention my receding gums this time

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@keysersosa87 When the world needed him most he vanished

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@justfuckingyoda I mean who the fuck is attending ts

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@mikeebtwanghaf She did you a favor, now you can throw whatever the fuck those are in the fireplace

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If you wear pit vipers I already k now that I fucking hate you

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@edward1mcdonald The line is people that agree and people that are sophomores in hs

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Came home from the bar with one flip flop and no wallet

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I haven’t seen a chip since the giants in 2012. I fucking hate the NBA but man I love this squad

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Why the fuck did every chick decide to start using instagram like vsco

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@HugoGoldenbloom First time getting butt?

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@GJSlays @beenhard_longer Plenty of public courses you can go play untucked buddy 👍

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After the last 3 Knicks games I have rotted on the couch until Jimmy Kimmel comes on. Then I know it’s time to go up for bed

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As an adult bringing a mitt to a baseball game is insane #larping

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@SweetPeaNephi Philly too low

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Foid Fest 2026

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@BigTucsonDad Loosen up I promise no one is taking it from you 😂

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@BigTucsonDad Goodwill price tag still on the putter 😐