Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof

I’m a little sad..... actually I’m lying, I’m quite devastated.

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

Yeah, @barstoolsports got me with this one. In these immeasurably difficult times I like to reflect on a quote from the great Marshawn Lynch: “imma get got! But imma get mine more than I get got, though.”

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

The fact that Addison Rae and Ashlee Simpson got any scintilla of a mention here in lieu of Amy Lee, Dolores O’Riordan, Diana Ross, Gladys Knight, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, and the like just goes to show how shallow Barstool’s brains are. This one is BAD.

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

Madden be like “a whole new level of realism” and then they show Josh Allen stiff arming a linebacker into the earths crust😂😂

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@Jakobian99 I love that you’re on the Soy Boys conspiracy train

[Evan Lang @evan_lang27]

Okay. Then no Anthem, no God Bless America, no Faith nights, and no Military Appreciation days.

You can't have it both ways. You can't only cry "baseball is too political" when it concerns LGBTQ+ people and people of color.

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

Toddlers are actually just tiny terrorists. I’m so glad my son is going to go straight from 1.5 y/o to 4 y/o and just not have to be a toddler. Genetic engineering is a modern marvel

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@geezy_94 That’s going to be electric af

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@geezy_94 I’m so hyped that I get to start my evening with those two games and then the Devils play game 4 at 7pm. Sports fucking rock

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@geezy_94 Van Dijk seeing this tweet

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@geezy_94

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@AdamFlock Immaculate vibes. There’s always baseball!

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@AdamFlock I actually agree

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

Tetrahydrocannabinol, psilocybin, & dextroamphetamine

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

Which Trio comes to mind first?

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@BackhandedDevil Is it me or does that girl kinda look like Quinn Hughes?🤔😂

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@Jakobian99 Would easily be the most dynamic set of RBs in the league. I want him as a Jet but I could totally see a team like San Fran utilizing him with their schemes too

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@ryannovo62 Rangers are a bunch of pussies😂😂

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

“I don’t respect no one until they come and give me 40” says the guy with the career high of *checks notes* 37 points

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"I don't care. He's old. ... I don't respect no one until they come and give me 40."

Dillon Brooks on his exchange with LeBron 😳

(via @espn_macmahon)

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@Nicovertime Reading that letter got me ready to ram my head through the wall. 7pm cannot possibly come fast enough

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

The “women with their eyes too far apart” championship is Amanda Syfried (+115) vs Anya Taylor Joy (-135)

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@geezy_94 Bro curved that ball harder than my average attempted pickup at the Steer

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@FanAccount_15 @ryannovo62 He aged out of the clause for his ELC to extend a year. It’s burned no matter what now

[Big Boy Grillin’ On Da Roof @RyanDesimone]

@Jakobian99 We’re gonna take another season of Zach Wilson and we’re gonna like it