Ryan Dau

I'm Hot and you're Not and if you want to hang with me I'll give it one shot. Top That!

[Ryan Dau @RyanDuhDau]

@peaches, I think it is time for a follow up album to “Impeach My Bush”

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@donlemon, are you single? Cus I am.

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Maybe 2021 is @RitaOra’s year...

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This new @JessieWare album has my car dancing like it’s my job.

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@RuPaul But when is @jiggly_official gonna be on All Stars?

[arson’s daddy @arsonsdaddy]

okay?! my hometown of stl said FUCK YOU, PAY ME!

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@kennethdegraff 😍

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@luzvilla_ Y’all heard that?

[Normani @Normani]

I don’t even know what to say 🥺😭🖤✨ fuccc I love you queen !!!!!

[Normani @Normani]

I told my grandma congratulations on her MV debut and she says chile I been debuting on TV for a whiiiiiile

[Ryan Dau @RyanDuhDau]

America needs @Normani and a little #Motivation more than anything!

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Sooo proud of #OurDYKES @USWNT

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Are you Hillary Bottom Clinton?

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But she ain’t waddlin’

[Miz Cracker @miz_cracker]

Drag aesthetic

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I believe #godisastuntqueen

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@kinqtrashmouth Be right there

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If that hole is home, whose home you gonna wreck tonight? #homewrecker

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Where is the #app that alerts everyone you’ve ever #smokedout that it is time to return the favor?

[Ryan Dau @RyanDuhDau]

@AdoreDelano You would

[Ryan Dau @RyanDuhDau]

I’m too fishy for dem #bears, but too smart for dem jocks. I now know how @britneyspears felt... “I’m Not a girl, not yet a woman!