Ryan GoodWood

Living room stand up comedian...

Life is better when you have Good Wood...

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With all the murders in Houston every weekend, glad they prioritize getting this menace off the streets...

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NEW: Man arrested after filming himself doing drive-by shootings with a 'high-powered, motorized' water gun.

34-year-old Christopher Cayce was arrested by the Houston Police Department and charged with two counts of assault with bodily injury.

He is accused of targeting disabled and homeless people.

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@HaterReport So she's single...

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@lalovestrump @GavinNewsom @KarenBassLA Watching my hometown (Santa Monica) circle the drain for the past twenty years due to every dumb democratic policy has been tough...

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@RealEmirHan She was topless in the Hot Spot at 18, but this was too much?

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@usanewshq Normally when woman shake like this it's because of the Good Wood

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@TheOnlyDSC The smell of unemployment must be unbearable...

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@ywomendeservles Just pin this forever

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I'm all for mandatory IQ testing for everyone

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@AsianDawn4 To be real, it's almost exclusively Filipinos fighting over the Pokemon kiosks in my neighborhood...

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@WallStreetApes Somehow LA will find a law to punish them...

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@WallStreetApes Is that a Flock camera???

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Every man should have to study Brad Pitt's divorce as part of growing up...

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@lalovestrump Remember the episode when Jerry was banging a 16 year old....oh wait that was real life...

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@FuhgedNews Why is 13 percent 99 percent of the nonsense I see on Twitter????

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@PizzaPepe I was a QA tester at Activision back in the day, and we had two women and about 150 men. I'll let you guess which two people got in trouble and fired...

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@CryptoMikli Never believe skank bitches

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@andrewilliamsus I didn't know horrible and normal were the same word....

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@SaycheeseDGTL Hahahahahahaa

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@lalovestrump 2007, I realized that I couldn't live in my hometown without having five roommates to a three-bedroom, $3,000 a month apartment

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@DailyLoud My grandpa would have loved her energy...