Ryan Goodcase

Waiting for Godot to @ me

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Hey I’m on tour

https://t.co/zMuBc6Zour

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I would like to show my support for ICE by offering all agents free tickets to my show

To qualify, please send me your full name, home address, and a picture of your face (no mask)

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@pierbiwierbi It’s not about the genre, it’s about the trope of a musician going off book to play the “real” stuff and his bandmate trying to help but being terrible at it

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I just had a vision of myself at 80 years old scrolling through my phone’s contacts, each one being a friend or family member who has already passed away. I come across the contact “Emily Tinder”. The last text, sent several decades ago, is “u up?”. I text, “U alive?”

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@MattBarrie Christmas Story is one of the best comedies of all time, let alone Christmas movies

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@GregBalloch Patrick Kane almost always does that

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@BrianFisherLORW He also falls down a lot

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Macklin getting the hat trick, and the Sharks winning 3-2… that’s incredible . That’s gotta be called a Celebrini, right? Winning the game with a hat trick and you’re the only goal scorer ?

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I’m afraid that when you read a novel, you imagine the scenes from a single cam sitcom perspective; whereas I, an intellectual, am implementing Kubrickian close-ups, Scorsese tracking shots, Noe birds-eye views, etc, etc

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HIM does not deserve the panning it’s getting from the critics. Certainly not a perfect movie, but a unique one. Stands out to me amongst all the rehashed ideas and remakes.

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Sitting is the new smoking ? Then I will not let my son sit until he is 21

If I catch him sitting in a chair before then, I’ll make him sit in every chair of the house

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@GianmarcoSoresi What a confusing clip. Why the need for a red carpet and why does it start 50 yards from the plane ?

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@BeanWalrus I agree but was also annoyed that they used plug in alarm clocks as a plot device in the same breathe as ring cameras

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@BadFilmTakes1 Cause they’re both named David?

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The band Twenty-One Pilots has been arrested for plotting ten and a half 9/11s

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@lobspeaker You bastard hahah

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@PatrickWCutler What the hell was 21 in stripes doing

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Is this an argument for Gretzky > Ovi?

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The Capitals have only advanced past the second round ONCE in Alex Ovechkin's 20-year career (2018, won Cup) 🤯

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Has there ever been a comedian “before their time”?

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The NHL Needs To Stop Fuckin' Cutting Away From Post-Series Handshake Lines Because It's The Biggest Asshole Move Of The Playoffs So Far https://t.co/Wf5xRlBXbU