Ryan Gordon

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy SDOC to all those who celebrate!

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

getting back on twitter to complain at ESPN. this thunder nuggets series has been excellent. if denver forces game 7, WHY ARE YOU AIRING IT AT 3:30 ON THE SAME SUNDAY AS THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP???? someone smarter than me explain please.

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

can someone explain to me what these parke sweatshirts are

why are they special

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

people ask me they say “hey ryan you got anything special going on today? anything special with the ladies?”

why yes. i’m about to eat my 10th waffle house waffle in 10 hours.

fear me.

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy cringe tuesday to the future
i hate all of you today

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy SDOC to all those who celebrate and happy #cringetuesday to those who don’t

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

the sec sucks

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@dgarrett3404 if i included every christmas song ever there wouldn’t be enough room. i had to be selective and mccartney wasn’t worthy of a ranking for me

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

Christmas song tier list

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@djjaxiejax also as my agent you are supposed to show me undying love and support when i post

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

@djjaxiejax so you’re a fan of sequels hug

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

@djjaxiejax you and will fox need to explain what is so magical about mele kalikimaka
i don’t get it

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

please save us gunnar stockton

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy cringe tuesday to carson beck

chill out man

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy 23rd anniversary to the greatest thing to ever grace our televisions on thanksgiving

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Happy Thanksgiving

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

we live in a society where i have to resort to piracy to watch charlie brown thanksgiving

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

the fam was watching friends and i was reminded of my burning hatred for ross
#cringetuesday

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

congrats big daddy marc for winning people’s #SexiestManAlive2024

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

hey people
it’s not time to celebrate christmas yet
give thanksgiving its due dilligence
if you’re like that and have already started watching christmas movies and listening to christmas music before you’ve even cut the turkey
happy #cringetuesday

[Ryan Gordon @RyanGordon2524]

happy #cringetuesday to everyone who didn’t write in AJ on their ballot today