Ryan Hartwig

[maf @therealmaf_]

I sat my husband down and told him I don’t enjoy sex with him anymore.

I said it plainly. I’d rehearsed it in the shower for a week.

I said, “It feels like a chore.”

He didn’t argue.

He nodded slowly, the way he does when someone reads him a budget.

“Okay,” he said. “Thank you for telling me.”

That was it.

I expected a fight. I expected him to slam a door.

He opened his laptop.

I thought, he’s ignoring me. Again.

The next morning my phone buzzed at 7:12am.

A calendar invite.

“Thursday, 9:00pm. Duration: 1 hour. Location: Bedroom.”

Under description, he’d written:

“Per your feedback.”

I stared at it for a full minute.

I texted him: “Is this a joke?”

He replied: “No. You said it feels like a chore. I’m taking it seriously.”

Taking it seriously.

He’d added a reminder 24 hours before.

Then a second one, two hours before.

On Thursday at 8:58pm, he stood in the doorway with his phone in his hand.

“I’m on time,” he said.

I laughed, and then I stopped, because he wasn’t laughing.

He truly believed he’d solved it.

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

Just finished watching @alexhonnold free solo Taipei 101. An amazing feat by him. #Skyscrapperlive

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

🏆World record alert! 🏆

Another weekend, another pair of world records! Matthieu Bonne & Patrycja Bereznowska set new 48-hour world records, respectively running at least 485.099k (301.426 mi) & 436.373k (271.149 mi).

Details: https://t.co/7jrLy2mzXV

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

@kate_jpeg @AvniKennan88611 Is that true now?

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

@Belly0x Good morning Ellie

[Keith @keithdunn]

The 2024 Barkley Marathons has ended. There are five finishers. #BM100

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

@AVenezuelan19 If you are getting ignored, maybe it is the men you are trying to attract that are ignoring you. Sometimes you have to broaden your scope.

[UltraRunning Magazine @UltraRunningMag]

450 miles - 4 and a half days - 108 loops of Laz's backyard. 108 decisions to start. Countless opportunities to quit. At least twice, blood was pouring from his nose. But, in this paradoxical endurance crucible, he is the only one who didn't reach his limit. BIG'S #backyardultra

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

The running hydration pack — aka the running vest — is vital for those long days on the trails. Check out our guide to help you find the perfect pack:
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[iRunFar @iRunFar]

After all the hoopla of Western States, Hardrock, and UTMB have died down, these eight low-key 100 milers take center stage.
https://t.co/BcAA5IsHh1

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Trail runners, hikers, backpackers!

We tested the best trekking poles on the market. Check out what we thought:
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[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

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[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Courtney Dauwalter (Salomon) wins the 2023 #UTMB in 23:29:14.

In doing so, she wins the three iconic 100 milers in one summer: the Western States 100, Hardrock 100, and UTMB.

Watch our pre-race interview with her: https://t.co/pToDoSlnPy

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

“I was raised in a house with parents and brothers who taught me I could be whomever I wanted to be,” Courtney Dauwalter, 2023 #UTMB champion.

Her parents and one brother, among others, crewed her today.

[iRunFar @iRunFar]

Jim Walmsley (Hoka) wins the 2023 #UTMB in 19:37:43, a new course record.

He is the first American man to take victory at this event, in his fifth attempt.

[Commandant of the @USMC @CMC_MarineCorps]

SgtMaj Black’s 35 years of experience as an infantry Marine, a leader of Marines, and advisor to commanders at all levels makes him the ideal leader for this role. It’s great to see he will continue to set the example for all our warfighters in the Joint Force. @USMCSgtMaj

[Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR]

Cheers!RT @HEELGeoff: Oh hell yeah! @steveaustinBSR https://t.co/uGipfy2sBX

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

#ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk
Twitter will go private after it enters 'definitive agreement' with Elon Musk https://t.co/8xI11vLqoZ

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Ryan Hartwig @RyanHartwig4]

Duke and Coach K!!! Let's go