Heymans

🇺🇸 PSU 19'. real name is Scott Pritzker.

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

I need an adult beverage

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

All my friends left me out on elm by myself that was fun

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

Celebrities are a fucking scam

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

@tatenemple I honestly can’t fucking stand that kid

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

When I order hibachi in the dining room I like to imagine a chef practicing his skills by himself with the wait staff as their audience

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

@K_Vandebogart Simpletons

[Dr. Lavway @allegedlyshane]

too ugly for instagram not funny enough for twitter

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Gotta give them the Troy brows @TroyMicale3

[tricia @Palmtreezus]

Some of you guys don’t drink water n it shows

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

Do yourself a favor and don’t smell my farts today

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

@Joehari_M Eat my shit

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

Your hometown doesn’t suck, your friends do

[mackenzie @MackenzieBlais]

Wow I was fucking drunk last night

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

@tatenemple That’s my girl

[Tarek Ali @itstarekali]

This generation wanna hit without being hit back

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

Don’t be sorry hoe be careful

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

Ur fake if you don’t eat sushi with chopsticks

[aunica @aunicaxo]

Putting all your money in your savings then saying “I’m broke”>>>>>>>

[Heymans @RyanHeymans]

You’re psycho if you don’t dodge potholes