Ryan Lockwood

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[Bart @UtdBart]

I don’t like the owners of McDonald’s.

So I’m going to buy a Big Mac, sit down inside one of their restaurants and sing songs about how I don’t like their owners.

That will show them!!!

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

@davidwarner31 @stevesmith49 @NathLyon421 @patcummins30

[Jofra Archer @JofraArcher]

The sandpaper out? Ball swinging all of a sudden

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

@absolutelamine A, B and D are all correct.

[Brradley Dennis @BradleyDSharp11]

I was actually quite enjoying that beat Luke Littler. Then the most famous women’s darts player in history, steps up and beats him with the darts.

Made a farce of it all.

[Stuart Young @StuartY19]

Didn’t even watch it, and can just tell it’s rigged as fuck, as soon as the line up was announced, you knew she would win.

Shit show #BeatLukeLittler

[Wilz @wilztweets]

Gary Lineker: Fallon Sherrock walked in tonight a hairdresser, and leaves 500k richer…

Erm, no Gary. She walked in a Professional Darts Player who competed on the World Stage 🤣 stupid concept.

#LukeLittler

[Simon Johnson @SimonJohnson_]

So, ‘queen of the palace’ who’s won around £300k on the pro tour before tonight is the amateur to #BeatLukeLittler fucking sham of a show.

[Martin H @highsy87]

More scripted than wwe that beat luke littler bollocks embarrassing that

[Charlie Parsons @CharIieParsons]

Not sure how to feel about Fallon Sherrock winning that? An active professional… bit crap really

[ChrisCFC @Chris03_St]

This has been worst case scenario for Netflix here

Littler looks very beatable, they got just pros in and most of them have been completely dross

Also it is SO dull to watch

#BeatLukeLittler

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

@netflix you are a disgrace

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

2010:
- Sneijder won the treble & reached WC final
- B'dR criteria changed to award the individual stats for Messi

2018:
- Modric won Ucl & reached WC final ( with half of Sneijder's stats from 2010 )
- B'dR criteria changed to award WC performance over individual stats to rob Ronaldo

2021:
- Lewandowski broke individual stat records that year
- B'dR criteria changed to award Copa America winner for Messi even though Alexis Sanchez never made it top 10 despite winning back to back Copa Americas

2023:
- Halaand won treble and had the best individual year
- B'dR criteria once again changed to award WC performance over individual stats

2026:
- Messi no longer in picture
- B'dR criteria changed from WC to individual stats again

It's a joke really

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

The year is 2076… Lionel Messi has shuffled into the living room on his zimmer frame, and turned the tele on unaided. That has just secured him yet another top 10 in the Ballon D’Or rankings.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

imagine losing to Spurs

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Tottenham Hotspur fans are experiencing symptoms of what can only be described as 'happiness' as they are on track to win 2 games in a row.

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

@joshpearson180 The biggest issue is finding somewhere that will actually offer prompt service. Our booking got moved back nearly an hour last year and when we turned up for the amended time we were still left waiting 45 mins just to get a drink and be seated

[Jay Pea @JP_JayPea]

Prediction.

Carrick sacked tomorrow.

New manager turns it around. 5th place and cup semi

We spunk £135m on 2 Como players in summer

They turn out to be woeful in red. Lazy and useless.

Rinse repeat.

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

@jslooth And that ride on Scarlet Moon. Stinky jockey, stinky bloke

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

Why do American singers continue to insist on absolutely butchering their national anthem at each and every single televised NFL match

[Ryan Lockwood @RyanJLocky]

I think this might be the most sensible interpretation of the appropriate punishment for Manchester City.

[Lee Nallalingham @LNallalingham]

🚨 There is only one suitable punishment for Manchester City.

Everton were deducted 6 points for ONE financial breach.

So 114 breaches across 9 seasons × 6 points = 684 POINTS

So they should get:

❌ 76-point deduction EVERY SEASON
❌ For the next 9 seasons

If that sends them down through the divisions and into non-league football…

…so be it.