Ryan Purcell

Don’t mind me, I’m just an idiot yelling into the void.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

Today I finally got an Alley shirt and put it on my tab.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

Currently not being paid because @comcast @Xfinity is out and I couldn’t clock in to work. I wish these fuck heads would do their job so that I can do mine.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

I dream of a world where we pay the internet and cable bill and then we have those services instead of the current situation where we pay the bill and @Xfinity just decides to not work anyway.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

I’m supposed to be running a meeting with our new director of marketing and @Xfinity decided that’s a prime time to drop out on me. Great first impression.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

I had my sister graduate her masters program last weekend and my brother graduate with his bachelors yesterday and I’m so glad that I have 3 years until my next brother graduates from college because I’m in some rough shape

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

Just finished Moon Knight and goddamn did that wrap up nicely.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@digovii @trevorhancock_

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

Someone should buy me the 9.5in Zil-Bel. I don’t need it, I just think it’d be cool to own every Zildjian bell cymbal.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

The tweet I want to make is too long to fit, so all I’ll say is fuck you @UberEats because your help center (the app, not the people) is bullshit and I hate you.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

This was for a drinking game and I’ve decided to keep it.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

Rachel the witch started bleeding for the first time while playing water polo in high school.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

The Batman was fucking awesome

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@teag_marie

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@digovii Get one and let me live vicariously through you

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@teag_marie Throw in a car wash and you’ve got yourself a deal

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@thisislyssss Damn, I’d expect that from a southern state but Colorado dropping the ball like that?

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@thisislyssss Holy fuck

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

This has popped into my head so many times after people talking about isolating themselves over the last two years and I’m so pissed that I never thought “hey, that’d be a good tweet” because it’s a fucking great tweet.

[Josh @FLITTER]

the cdc just announced that isolation has gone from 5 days to one week since you looked at me
cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@digovii I’m not doing one anytime soon since my desk in the basement is directly below my bedroom.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

@digovii I was going to play Halo on my lunch today but then I thought about all of the assholes on online games and figured I’d better stay off. My younger brother had Star Wars ruined for him that way one year.

[Ryan Purcell @RyanJ_Purcell]

The only time I was able to get tickets to see Spider-Man is for 11:00pm tonight. If anyone ruins it for me before then, I will put you in an early grave like uncle Ben.