Ryan Johnson

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[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Word is Duncan Keith has offered to drive the Zamboni during intermission so he can stay on the ice

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A 31 foot crocodile was caught yesterday

[Rob Wong @RobWong34]

Haven't seen the Ducks play this bad since they lost 12-1 to Iceland. #GunnarStahl

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I hate when Mosquitos do that

[Funny Pokemon @FunnyPokemon]

Retweet if you want this!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you haven't seen me drunk, we're probably not friends.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

On the bright side, I'm not addicted to heroin

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

@leanzaboddy Maybe you should change your timer to 2 seconds instead of 3 😄😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

Damn right 👍 know your worth https://t.co/1HwhkZK9v4

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

PK and Mackinnon puttin on our #Gamefaces 😠😡#BecauseitstheWallyCup #Avalanche #YoungGuns #puck https://t.co/f1le0n3foI

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

Congrats @BrothaFortune for sniping his first #WallyCup goal during yesterdays big win! #rook #PK #nohands

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

@leanzaboddy wow your not as tough as i thought you were #soft #WisdomTeethProbs

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

My deepest sympathies go out to all the sabres faithful... us leafs fans feel your pain! #McDavidLottery #maybenextyear

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

👌👌 https://t.co/CB68uqzfAe

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

3 generations of leaf fans ready for the big game! #bornandbred #diehards #leafsnation https://t.co/GwYtb1sgAX

[Ryan Johnson @RyanJohnson_74]

Goin back to grade 10 when I first met the girl of my dreams! Happy anniversary babe❤️#1love… https://t.co/w9f0wnCLZw