Ryan Kane

Magician. Please Enjoy Responsibly. Author of “Out of Stock: A Magician’s Guide To Writing Your Own Lines”

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Tim Walz knows the right way to break in a glove.

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Unexpected code defect changes Crowdstrike to Crowdstuck.

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Both are still dreadful airports.

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JFK + Modern Bathrooms = LAX

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Today, America turns 248. That’s 15 sweet sixteens, 20 high school diplomas, or 3 Joe Bidens old.

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Anybody checked in on Elmo the last few days?

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They just released the new Grand Theft Auto trailer.

Of course, it’s already been torrented.

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Population of San Diego = Population of LAX

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When you attend a magic show, what do you expect?

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David Copperfield’s gonna make the moon vanish.

It will be the first celestial body to disappear since Pluto.

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Today was secret show #50 on the Valiant Lady.