Ryan Keef

Musician. Fan of things. Mostly human.

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I finally finished writing my first song since my mother's passing (at 3am nonetheless). I've started several but... https://t.co/a5iRhctDx5

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Hey @Verizon, still have no signal virtually anywhere. Swapping back to @ATT or @TMobile or possibly a tin can. Anything is better than this.

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Hey @Verizon, I swapped to you from @ATT 3 weeks ago. Still trying to get signal and to exchange this iPhone for something that will actually work. Your retail stores are useless. Help?

[Ryan Keef @RyanKeef]

Hey @Verizon, I swapped to you from @ATT 3 weeks ago. Still trying to get signal and to exchange this iPhone for something that will actually work. Your retail stores are useless. Help?

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He's the coolest, sweetest, smartest, most affectionate and warm little being I've ever known. He's my best friend, and he's 2 years old today. I love you, little buddy. ❤️ https://t.co/7uD7nd2F3X

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First Courtyard of the decade. If y'all aren't there I'll have no choice but to assume you've ran off and joined the circus or something. https://t.co/VwdHLySktK

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In the words of the great Spinal Tap, "Gimme some money!!"

Jokes aside, if y'all could help spread the word or contribute I would be forever in your debt. https://t.co/pZgqeBV3gX

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Planning/booking courtyard and tribute shows for 2020. What do the people want? Gimme some input.

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This'll be Monday instead of our normal Tuesday. Jeff & Kim are preparing some trivia for us, and we're all gonna bring some grub and have a feast. Might even sing jingle bells. Y'all be there. https://t.co/6M8fU8fPvq

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Thank all of you fine folks for the well wishes. And special thanks to all the lovelies that orchestrated a very surprising surprise party for me and my birthday brother, Marc. Love you all. ❤️

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Self indulgent guitar noodling = my favorite. Also it's my birthday, so.. https://t.co/diz6MIf1YS

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Fast food worker: "That'll be $10.92"

Chick-fil-A worker: "It is with gratitude and great pleasure that I graciously ask you for your total of $19.04. It has been an honor and a privilege to serve you. I have the... https://t.co/RBDCXl2jOv

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Tonight. Bring your sideburns. https://t.co/NV6xjGHTUW

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Tonight. See y'all there. https://t.co/cKNhaoumt5

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I think Gus would be better suited to work the concession stand. If you agree, come to Blackstone tonight. And if you disagree, also come to Blackstone tonight.

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Listen up. Dusty closed his microphone. BUT... he let me borrow it. So I'm gonna open it behind his back tonight at Vintage 1889. 7pm. Y'all come sing, just don't tell him.

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Y'all help me wish a very happy birthday to my sleepy gal! Her ability to effortlessly fall asleep is matched only by her countless abilities as a mother and spouse. In short, she's the best. And she's mine, all… https://t.co/gXc2DhXfet

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Happy #halloween! https://t.co/Aa1E66bVKd

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The block party and Halloween show have moved to tomorrow night, due to upcoming weather. See y'all there! Bring your green costumes. https://t.co/NfKe461vmp

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Looks as though there's a Definitely David & James show at Vintage 1889 tonight. Should be a hoot. Come?