Ryan Lawlor

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

The town of Edenderry is a social experiment controlled by the government

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

Remember when you were younger and you'd do up a list for Christmas and you could have about €8000 worth of shite on it and you'd still throw in a cheeky little 'and a surprise' at the end.

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

We used to be a proper country.

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

There's nothing a €1 can of Pepsi max can't fix

[mikey @mikey_747]

Harry Redknapp licking his lips

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This is the greatest cover of any song and it’s not even close.

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@TheJollyBuddah @Liamykins1 Batman kills Miles

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@IrishRail Will there be a DART service running on the morning of Sunday 29th for the Dublin marathon?

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@Mxttinh0 Hello I have 2 tickets for sale. €170 for both.

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@Mxttinh0 I have ticket not fake send me bank detail

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

Wordle 272 2/6

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2 2 2

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Wordle 265 X/6

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Suck my arse

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

Wordle 264 2/6

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Wordle 254 3/6

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Wordle 248 3/6

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Wordle 245 4/6

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[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

Random man in the pub:
“Did you know 90% of women fake orgasms?”
“Did you know 110% of men don’t give a shit?”

Then he just vanished

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@liamyskinz That would be like him alright, funny oul fella. Hope you got a souvenir for young Murphy at home

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

@Mxttinh0 That’s his job man

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

Megan: “Can I get double gin and elderflower tonic?”
Server: “Any specific preference on the gin?”
Megan: “With ice and lime”

[Ryan Lawlor @RyanLawlor2]

if a resturant serves one fish dish eg prawn cocktail would the place be a seafood rsturant