Asmodeus

🏝🏖California State University Long Beach
📖📚 Economics
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certified edge lord

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

“Fuck you im rewatching lord of the rings”

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Y’all a bunch of cunts fr

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Damn; Its crazy that I am the peak of fashion

[Jeff Masters @DrJeffMasters]

The official world record is 134°F (56.7°C). As I explained here, this record is bogus:
https://t.co/8Bv7z9K0Za

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

“The future is doge, and doge is the future.” thus spoke Zarathustra

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Riddle me this; I’m going to eat at a restaurant where we circle jerk with Michelangelo greatest works. What is the name of the restaurant??

hint; Statue of David and busting a nut

A: Dave and busters

[Big Rick Na$ty @FilfyRicky]

shouts out to the they/thembosses

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Remember kids, Life is what you make it;

so make it short

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

@FilfyRicky fuckin stressed hbu?

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

my only crime was demanding to be referred to as zaddy

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

I got kicked out of the trigonometry class discord server </3

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Do you think Disney stock will jump when the parks reopen? (may 1st) or will the jump be postponed until the earning reports?

Disney still produced major profits during quarantine so I expect even larger profit margins this upcoming year.

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

@smartesthuman5 its a joke my guy

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

Doge coin will hit $420.69 on 4/20 rt if you believe

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

@DREAMPOPBITCH *ihob lol

[Asmodeus @RyanLeeHughes]

my grandpa trying to convince me striking is bad new