Ryan Farrell

I’m a cute huge yacht.

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I was the second person in line @Starbucks at 4am to get a Bearista cup, doors opened at 4:30am, and they were sold out…there wasn’t even one on the shelf. How?!

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@colleencbl there are few things in life that make me happier (& giggle harder) than hearing you on the radio when you fill in. Thank you for being the the amazing you that you are ❤️

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@valentinedonna @KSTPsteve I got married on May 20th in Notthern California (Sonoma) and at night we all needed jackets - it was freezing!

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@valentinedonna @KSTPsteve there was a version I love Rock And Roll that Britney released years ago when her movie “Crossroads” came out 😂

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Am I the only person on earth that doesn’t like squid game?

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@UberFacts

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@danny_wolf1001 @ValleyfairMN This tweet is all too timely - we’re just getting ready to head there today 😂 but, yeah…🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ValleyfairMN I was at Valleyfair last weekend...and I notice Riptide is gone. I couldn't find any news about it being removed though?

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I recently moved & discovered that every time I get in the car and back out of the driveway, “Drivers License” literally starts on the radio. It takes exactly as long as the song to get from my garage to my new target. I’m fucked.

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@coupleofgaming Looking for Uxie and Mesprit - can invite to Azelf! 0252 5060 8925

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@uwukylechan Hahahahaha

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Why has no one dubbed Moira from Schitt’s Creek over Kevin’s mom when she talks in Home Alone? Some pls help I need this.

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Full disclosure: watched ‘Mommie Dearest’ tonight for the first time, and I can’t help but be absolutely blown away by the fact that Faye Dunaway literally turned into Joan Crawford. How life imitates art, huh?

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@ZacMabry Can I dress up as Porky from Little Rascals?! I’m all for it 😍

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Basically.

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🙌🏼

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No, fuck you netflix. A) I already loved this show, and B) you canceled it.

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@mytalk1071 Koo Koo Kangaroo occasionally does 18+ shows! I’ve always wanted to go, but they always sell out in 2 seconds 😕

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@SJRaphael @LADYBUNNY77 Monet set the bar, and she took the whole thing ☺️

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@PokemonGoApp Well that’s funny...Claimed my reward a few minutes ago, and this doesn’t exactly look like Shedinja to me...