Ryan Pierce

Married to my best friend since 6/3/23 • Escaped former teacher • CFO/Accountant • 🏀⚾️🏈 Official 🦓 - stop yelling at us… your kid sucks, & you sound stupid.

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

Haven’t posted anything on here in 5 years… figured @koby_pierce has earned my return from obscurity.

Atta kid Koby!

Now send me a shirt!

[Koby Pierce @koby_pierce]

We made it from Key West to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. 🇺🇸

8,500 miles. 14 days. One 7-year-old @Tesla with 185,000 miles on its original battery and motors.

A true testament to @Tesla’s reliability, endurance, software support, and charging infrastructure.

Buoy to Bay is officially complete.

Although trip isn’t over yet. 7,100 miles and 11 days remain before we’re home.

We are currently charging from a Welding Generator in Prudhoe Bay, gearing up for the trek home!

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

@Clutch623 @The_Uncontested Trolling: Level - Expert.

Touchè

But if not…

Dipshit: Level - Expert.

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

@Orph_Gaming @nicksortor Well... you can upload a video to the internet when you're surrounded by a raging inferno. Evacuating while surrounded by a raging would be slightly more difficult.

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@Titansfan4life_ @KlimBrendan @JacobyFC @barstoolsports “Swing” has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not it’s a strike.

A strike is “an attempt to strike the ball with the bat.” It doesn’t matter if the bat goes across the plate twice, if he’s not trying to hit the ball with it, it’s not a strike.

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@ToddOnFranchise Wakita hasn’t had a school in about 10-15 years... most of them go to Pond Creek

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@tsnmike Fun fact: this is legal guarding position.

That’s a charge.

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@ToddOnFranchise

Class C is this Saturday, B is next Saturday... both are at NWOSU in Alva.

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@ToddOnFranchise

https://t.co/lwJC3C2a7l

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

People: "#coronavirus isn't that bad, the stupid media is freaking people out over nothing!!"

Other people: "How do you know it's not that bad?"

First people: "I read it in an article... from the media."

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@AllmericanMayes my mind went there as well.... #BottomsUp

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@AllmericanMayes @ChisholmHolland

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This Sunday!!

Over $1400 in prize money!

Come out and help support Raiders baseball... spread the word!! #cornhole

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

This Sunday!!

Over $1400 in prize money!

Come out and help support Raiders baseball... spread the word!! #cornhole

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

@AllmericanMayes If I'm on that plane, I'm doing something that makes that guy look like more of a jackass than threatening or beating him up.. I'm trading seats with him.

[Ryan Pierce @RyanMPierce81]

@AllmericanMayes I know I've heard you talk about Cornhole quite a bit on the air... we'll have enough prize money that we should have some of the top players in the state. Kingfisher is a short drive, we'd love to have you come down and play!

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@jorydaniel @sooner25411 Not sure what the college rules is... but in high school, for a snap to be legal, it must leave the center's hand in the direction of a back (in the shotgun). The center can take a handoff, but he first has to turn all the way around and face his own endzone.

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@Colby_Daniels @AllmericanMayes

That S.I. nimwit is a Michigan State alum.

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@JessiStone @AndrewGilmanOK

Shawshank Redemption

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@FranchiseOK went to commercial, so I went to @sportsanimal. Animal was already in a commercial break. After 4 min (yes, I looked at the clock) I went back to the Franchise... it was back on. Two min later, I flipped back to the Animal... still commercial break... for 2 more min.

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On the list of things that are super annoying, there aren't many things higher than when someone owes you money, but "can't afford" to pay you back.... and then you see pictures of their vacation or weekend getaway on social media. #YouSuck

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@JessiStone @steelyonsports @AndrewGilmanOK @Eddie_Rado 1) don't sweat the petty stuff... and don't pet the sweaty stuff

2) if you're gonna criticize someone, first, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.