Ryan Mapes

Dick Licker Extraordinaire

[Ryan Mapes @RyanMapes]

If you think my eyebrows are hairy, you should see my ass. It has more bush than the White House in the 00's. #GWBjr

[Ryan Mapes @RyanMapes]

I am totally gonna rape your clothing label into the ground and say I own it in a futile attempt to try to fuck MySpace Queens. Doesn't work

[Ryan Mapes @RyanMapes]

Christmas came early. Time to fuck shit up! Literally fucking my shit.

[Ryan Mapes @RyanMapes]

Need money? Just steal a band's credit card to pay for hotels and other cool shit. They are dumb as fuck.

[Ryan Mapes @RyanMapes]

I once sucked dick for cab fare, then walked home.