Young Man Yells at Cloud

I redownloaded twitter after a 7 year hiatus because I thought the world should know who Idina Menzel is married to. That sums up the importance of my tweets...

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

I have a framed picture of Jesse Katsopolis on my desk. It reminds me to have mercy throughout the work week… for myself and for my coworkers.

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@tacobell we need to talk… did you remove the spicy potato soft taco?!?

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Lady Gaga’s Mayhem Tour needs to be a Halloween Horror Nights house

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@UniversalORL @HorrorNightsORL can we get a cat lady children’s book and a house next year???

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I want the audiobook of my future memoir to be narrated by Carolyn from Traitors

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If they brought back the Muppet Show, what hosts and skits would you like to see?

Host = Chappell Roan
Skit = Pink Pony Club (Pink Piggy Club)

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

Wordle 1,273 X/6

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Today is bullshit.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

This is your yearly reminder that Jingle Jangle is criminally underrated

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Which muppet should be the one that says “I love that idea!” in the preshow when they take over rock ‘n’ roller coaster?

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Fun Fact: In 2025, you can re-use calendars from 1969, 1975, 1986, 1997, 2003, and 2014.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

If Glee was still on… they probably would have made it.

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I need a mashup of Pony by Ginuwine and Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan.

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Job interviews should be set up like Presidential debates. Instead of trying to convince the hiring manager why you are the best candidate, you just talk shit about why the other candidate should not get hired.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

Is owl one syllable or two?

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@aprilfool_kw It was so good!!

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

Do you think any couple who met on Room Raiders, Date My Mom, or Next are still together?

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

@tacobell I would like to have a chat with someone about your rewards program. I have a few unused points, and the fire tier options for redemption are not great. I feel like with the amount of points I have, I should get access to a higher tier. Maybe a t-shirt, or a franchise.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

At Shaky Knees, watching the Offspring… and Hannah says “the singer looks like guy fieri, and the guitarist looks like Cruella DeVil” … she is not wrong.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

@RockEmSocks I was really hoping to witness a redemption for Alex. At least no lights were broken this time.

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

This might be the hardest I’ve laughed at SNL in years.

[Young Man Yells at Cloud @RyanMarkustin]

How much would it cost to hire a fully unbuttoned Jeff Goldblum to take us around the ranch in a Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler?

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We are planning our trip to Hawaii and are looking for recommendations for things to do on Oahu.

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What’s the best tour to do at Kualoa Ranch?