Ryan Mauery

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@AiiGod Let’s get this bride

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@Wario64 Wario64 you’re the greatest of all time 💚

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when grading becomes grating

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@NinjiGalaxy Rest up! No apologies needed. Enjoy some popsicles and take lots of naps. <3

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@snacksjpg its the nanobots from your covid vaccine getting to work

[Charley Roy Urameshi @Raiuchi_Kaiser]

COLOURED PHOTOS BC THIS SHIT WASN'T THAT FUCKING LONG AGO.

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@Notintheface1 Doesn’t raising the minimum wage make it harder to get a job? Say corporate has set a $60/hr wage budget. Moving from $12/hr to $15/hr means one employee has to be dropped. Is a 30% raise worth 30% of low-income individuals getting fired? (Not to mention the biases involved with)

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@bellagrace667 Buy? How about forge

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@JustAfrican1 @iam__niva @keel_kenney Exactly, it’s an animal. Unless you’ve never eaten a burger in your life, you can’t say animal lives > human comfort. You can’t argue that dogs that bite people deserve to live, while innocent pigs and cows don’t.

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@xkcdComic Isn’t there a chronicles of narnia book about an evil chair?

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AGH I need to be awake in four hours for work but I can’t stop thinking about HURDLES from TRACK & FIELD

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@commie_cactus Good thing the beans aren’t Goya

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@baalbuddy So not an orc, but a troll?

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Finally, a reason to CANCEL Shane Dawson. I thought he was atrociously annoying to begin with but now I have a legitimate reason to despise him. 🤮

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@sapphxs Three women saying “our brave husband”

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@VenomTweets @arilyn123 @gregorvuga @erinbiba Covid is worse than rockjoint though?

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@cryptic_asian Bullets are just really tiny, really fast swords

[emilysa82 🛸 @emilysa82]

GET THIS KID THE FUCK OUT OF PRISON!! #LakeithSmith

[Douglas @dougsthename_sg]

It is now ILLEGAL to take a video of uniformed police in Tucson Arizona.

You can now be arrested for taking a video or charged up to $750.

We are slowly losing our basic rights.