Ryan McLendon

Don't wear loud floral leggings unless you mean it. **jokes and opinions are my own. Retweets are not endorsements. I'm not that funny**

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how it started how it’s going

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@tribranchvo

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Glenn Youngkin announcing his presidential campaign after suffering a humiliating defeat in the Virginia legislative elections

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Glenn Youngkin announcing his presidential campaign after suffering a humiliating defeat in the Virginia legislative elections

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@maxxie1129 Come take this daddy

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@maxxxie1129 @maxxie1129 🥵🥵🥵

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@maxxie1129 110%

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Hurricane Ian says “Gay!”

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Have mpx and in pain? Please read: https://t.co/AhA8Dib4Dp

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@NYSLabor Hi there, I can't log in to the website to upload my documents. it's been saying the server can't connect for several days now. is there an address or fax number I can send these to instead?

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Do you think Jennifer Leather is her real name?

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@ewthor @goayango @tribranchvo I was doing gay stuff for money

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I guess “Cuomosexual” didn’t mean what we thought it did

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Same energy

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@christiancarg @pulsefilms Just send you a DM!

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Carmela Soprano, season 5

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How many weeks until it gets adult teeth?

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every small town in texas is just a highway intersection and five of these billboards

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The PA system at Newark Airport repeatedly telling me to “control my baggage” seems little hostile. I’m doing the best I can with what I’ve got, ok?!?

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Every time a person refuses to recognize leggings as pants, Majorie Taylor Greene thinks it the Holocaust.

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@tribranchvo Do it

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Shopping online vs When it arrives

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Why does Glenn Close even bother anymore?