Ryan Miorelli

antiracist antifascist vegan writer and runner strong in the Force. gonkologist, spaghetti breakfast apologist, ghost story fanatic, rascally raconteur (he/him)

[Ryan Miorelli @RyanMiorelli]

I am a fan of Star Wars.

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Absolute fucking Monkeys Paw that they’re making an Animorphs series and @RachelKenobi isn’t a showrunner yet. How many Emmys does the no. 1 fucking choice have to win before they make this show what it could be and bring her on? Stoked to watch but yo she’s waiting at the phone

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@LegendsLookback Hey, I made that holocron! Thanks! (I am making more and if you’re at Legacy Expo……..)

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@GalcticFactotum @bekahsoka like decade slow

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@GalcticFactotum @bekahsoka taking it slow

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

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@Markgatiss - my partner is a Who aficionado and I'm a ghost story fanatic. I saw you said there's a Man-Sized in Marble reference in a Capaldi episode - which one?

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

The people in my autism parenting groups who are just figuring out what gutting the Department of Education is going to do to their kids, after they voted for Trump. Whew, chile. It’s a whole lotta, “They can’t do that, right?” Nah, bro. They can and they’re gonna.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yesterday mid-day, the Harris Campaign was euphoric, as early intel was great.
Nancy Pelosi assured us we had the votes to take the House.
Cory Booker said he believed the race would be called for Harris by the end of the night.
Charlie Kirk and Stephen Miller were publicly panicking.
Somehow, in a matter of hours that all completely shifted.
That's the thing that really made this painful.
It was a full pendulum swing into darkness.
It defies understanding.

[HK-47 @HK47_Actual]

@BrettFavre Query: Where were you putting God when you stole $5 million from Mississippi, meatbag?

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

Trump speaking his mind isn't refreshing, it's appalling. Coca Cola is refreshing...

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If A New Hope came out today, comment dudes would be going wild over the sandtroopers finding tracks in the sand from the droids at least a full day later.

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@BadTony1138 @Markgatiss Ghost Stories for Christmas?!

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It’s almost Halloween and I don’t know what ghost story @Markgatiss is doing for the BBC for Christmas yet. How unseasonable.

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@bekahsoka I am just going to turn myself in. 🫡

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

literally me

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I think it's weird that he doesn't say he would work with his daughter, the daughter's mother, a doctor, and a psychologist to determine the best course of action for everybody involved. Instead, he just says "that baby would get delivered." Hate to say the word, "patriarchy," but damn kid, that's patriarchy.