Ryan Noonan

Passionate about Hawaiian shirts and lawn chairs.

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@Jolly_Olive How are you so bad at this?

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@SickosCommittee Direct correlation between Chauncey winning his halftime Medieval Times battle and the Chanticleers winning on the teal turf

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@notthefakeSVP I hope the atrocity that is the Auburn Tigers has an entire card to itself

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@KFCBarstool Kevin I genuinely think that was the worst 15 seconds of my entire life

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@StanfordSteve82 Hi Steve, speaking of Winner$, I’ve martingale’d my money on the Mets for the past week. Lowest the optimism meter has ever been? Could they actually never win again?

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

Eric Chavez still has a job tomorrow I will make January 6th look like a pee wee cheerleading competition @StevenACohen2

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

What is the most beautiful building on Earth?

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Juan Soto is Rizz Approved‼️🤫🤔😎🫡

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

I miss them so much

[Trevor @trevorjamesg]

will probably delete

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Everyone take 2 minutes out of your day to watch the Yankees 5th inning.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

It belongs in a museum

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

Was nervous my favorite yearly tradition wasn’t going to occur, but alas you can always count on the 324 million dollar man to come through! Let me again be the FIRST to offer my condolences to the very fine fans of the Yankees on a hard fought season! A true tragedy it’s over!

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Thank you Francisco Lindor @Lindor12BC. Thank you New York Mets. You never know when you’re going to find a new source of inspiration, and Francisco became that inspiration for me this year. You could see the dedication in his eyes, in his plays - you could even see it in his strikeouts; it wasn’t a case of “couldn’t,” only “didn’t that time.”

My Sphere concerts this summer became games in my mind. Wins were when the music was cooking, when the notes matched the intention, when the zone could be found. Every weekend was a series, and every show was a home game.

When I injured my finger and looked down to see half the nail sheared off and bleeding, my first thought was how to play with the other three fingers. That was what Lindor would have done, and so that’s what I did.

The Mets’ talent makes them aspirational, but their humanity makes them relational. It means that it’s never out of the question what’s being done on that field could be done by you and I in our pursuits, too.

If I had one secret of success to share with you, it’s to pick someone in life you admire and run alongside them. You don’t have to know them to decide that if they can keep going, you can keep going. And the Mets kept going.

I hope that in the next few days, after the disappointment has had its say, that Francisco and the entire team realizes that what they accomplished was enough. Their monumental run was enough to unify a city, bring together families, friends, and remind us all that above all else, nothing is more powerful a force in achieving success than effort. A boring word, “effort.” But it’s the only chance of good becoming great and that greatness taking hold for the long run.

So thank you Francisco Lindor, and thank you to the 2024 Mets for the unbelievable adventure, the inspiration, and the reminder to never give up. It was more than enough.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

heavenly father keep margaritaville safe

[Matt Kowalchuk @mattkowalchuk13]

OCTOBER BASEBALL

[Ryan Noonan @RyanNoonan2]

@elio82 Ice man will we ever get some Islander love? Think it’s been 2 years since they’ve been a pick!