Michael Cera

Atheist | Question Everything | #Vikings #Cubs #Suns| Just a few bros having some beers, having some sex, best spring break ever!!

[Michael Cera @RyanOstwald4]

Bill dropping logic bombs

[Suns Nation @SunsNationNBA]

Western Conference All-Stars.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Tom Brady's 22-year career:
* 7X Super Bowl champion
* 5X Super Bowl MVP
* 3X NFL MVP
* 15X Pro Bowl
* 6X All Pro
* NFL's all time passing TD leader (624)
* NFL's all passing yard leader (85,520)
* Most career wins: 243

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Cris Collinsworth @CollinsworthPFF]

In our house the rule is, “Funny is Funny!” Enjoy

[billboard @billboard]

The aptly titled When We Were Young festival released its official lineup on Tuesday (Jan. 18), bringing every 2000s emo-pop band to Las Vegas, Nevada on October 22, 2022. #BillboardNews

[Michael Cera @RyanOstwald4]

@zachpeterson123 That sounds nasty as fuck 🤢

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

And a genie appeared and granted David Gilmour 3 wishes ...

“I’d like a joint.”

“Your wish is my command.”

“Wow. Ok, I wish Paul McCartney was here with me.”

“It is so, master. You have one more wish remaining.”

“Make McCartney look more like a struggling magician.”

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

🎶 This team ain't no champ of the NFC
I know everything they 'bout to say against me
I AM Vikes, I AM a fucking bum
I DO live in a state of denial with Mond
My boy Zim IS as good as gone
I do got a dumb QB named Cheddar Sean
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own arm 🎶

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Remembering John Madden 🙏

(via @NFL)

[Variety @Variety]

In the new series, it’s 1995 and Leia Forman, daughter of Eric and Donna, is visiting her grandparents for the summer where she bonds with a new generation of Point Place kids under the watchful eye of Kitty and the stern glare of Red. https://t.co/VTBY55vpyW

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bros we all go here?

[Michael Cera @RyanOstwald4]

@KonaBound_2010 @PFF_Fantasy I had this same situation and I started Davis. Think Barkley will see limited action. Just a gut feeling

[Hoodrichrobb @LivingRICH_]

I wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, I am the funniest

[hold.btc @BoredWeb3]

Gene Simmons, 1980. 📷 Waring Abbott.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

OH MY GOD

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Vikings’ RB Dalvin Cook graduated today from Florida State. He didn’t walk to the podium to receive his Bachelors of Science in interdisciplinary studies/public policy due to training camp practice; instead Cook put on the gown at his Minnesota home to bask in his accomplishment.

[Brad Ballwaslife @BradBallwaslife]

He talked trash to Trae Young….that was a mistake. 🤬