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Apparently making sports maps is the only thing I do right on this app

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

BRING ON THE WHITEOUT ❄️

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@Cajun__X I thought cranky kong’s voice acting was bad enough to dispel the illusion. Was disappointed to learn it was Fred Armisen

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I have never met a normal person from Louisiana

[go tech pls dont die @gotechplsdntdie]

slam dunk tweet of the week right here

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@gotechplsdntdie

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@gweezy72 @StevenPappasTV That is a lot of L’s

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@StevenPappasTV This has been you all week

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@jimsim8 @fox4sportstalk Guide to SEC scheduling (works for all football, basketball, and baseball!):
Step 1 - pay G5 to come to your home
Step 2 - lose
Step 3 - never schedule them again claiming you’re too good for that

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@BayouWhu The Big 10 team from Illinois

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@fox4sportstalk Sounds like Ole Miss should be thankful

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@usmbarstool @Latechstool @BarstoolOleMiss The crossover no one expects

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@StevenPappasTV Will Cole play again this season?

By transitive property is Nicholls better than Ole Miss?

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@Latechstool At least it’s death is imminent with the new media deal

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@StevenPappasTV Depends on if you’re a sixth man on the ice or if you’re replacing Hyman. In the former, surely you’d stumble into 10 secondary assists as you hand the puck to McDavid. In the latter, they’d basically be short handed so they’d be lucky to score 10 points themselves

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@KFordRatings It kills me that I don’t have a photo, but the NCAA museum downtown has a room with like 12 TVs in an arc all tuned into different college sporting events

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Trains - great as transportation, bad as a mascot

[Indiana Basketball @IndianaMBB]

DOWN GOES NO. 1‼️

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@CFBHome Could’ve went one more year back to 2015 for the 66 to 7 blowout of North Texas by Portland State

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@24_architect @TerribleMaps

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@drewmckevitt My father used to always tell me how when he did his PhD at Temple he sometimes would have the observer sit in for almost the entire class period for the intro math classes he taught

[Ben Upton @Ben_Upton5]

College World Series champions in the Super Regional era 🚨

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