Slurm Zero Slut

I wanna publish zines and rage against machines. Plant Based Complete Idiot. he/him

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

hohohohoholy fuck

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@NFL_Talk_Sports #GoPackGo

[NFL Talk @NFL_Talk_Sports]

🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨

Who wants a Packers’ LB Micah Parsons jersey?!?! 🔥

Rules:
1. Follow @NFL_Talk_Sports
2. RT and Like this post
3. Reply with your favorite team

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

@OctopusWarrior5 TRAILER PARK DADDY?! Hahahaha hell yes.

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@babybalrogx Loads of patience. Sucks so much right now but that kiddo loves you so much and I know you love them. Today sucks but tomorrow will be even a little bit better.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

@BeaudineTwin1 My realization of this a few weeks ago had me spamming Duffs.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

The Packers took a WR in the first round of the draft for the first time since 2002 WHILE IN Green Bay and their fans loved it 💛💚

(via @NFL)

[rigatoni jones @versace_summer]

If I order an uber and a driver-less Tesla pulls up, i'm absolutely taking a shit in that car.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

Kross injecting the only bit of life into a Logan Paul vs AJ Styles Wrestlemania match. A man that isn’t even in it.

If Kross doesn’t get more time in front of the camera soon it’s a travesty.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Karrion Kross is such a great promo.

This video is another example of it

👇👇👇

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

I’ve had a week. But I hope to have a really good night with you. Come take care of your awesome bartenders that have been busting their ass for a week straight and see awesome punk rock from the Twin Cities and Fargo.

[The Aquarium Fargo @AquariumFargo]

To anyone that can make it!

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999:

“Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?”

George Lucas in 2025:

[blunt guts @CockJakeWatson]

When I see these in nature I kick them over so fast knowing some fuck ass wooks named cosmic carl and patchouli pete probably set it up.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

@bubblymariee @versace_summer Honestly though this is absolutely nothing. Not a hard hit, not even a real big down ball.

This is a hit any cis women they are playing could and would make if they are even a remotely good player.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

@bubblymariee @versace_summer Unless you’re playing at a national, Olympic, or similar level usually women are more accurate, hard hitting, and better players in volleyball. I’ve watched cis women knock out cis men.

This is 100% a skill level. Blame on the blocker and the injured player.

[Slurm Zero Slut @RyanPoptart]

Won’t be using this much if at all going forward. What’s your Bluesky?

[tom @tshmke]

burn bright is fucking dope. endless thanks to @Numberonejrio for creating something that brings so many people to milwaukee. two sold out years in a row. already can’t wait for year 3.

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@spacecricket612 @jaaneDamage Everybody has been getting them. Same thing with the linkless UPS messages about a package.

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@BeaudineTwin1 @DonHulud I wish it was Ben Revier

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@guiltyb0dies Yesssss